(Pretty much the song "Helpless" but instead of Eliza singing, it's uh... Washington. Prepare for the ultimate cringe)
{HAMILTON/BURR/LAURENS}
Hey
Hey
Hey hey
{HAMILTON/BURR/LAURENS/ ALL MEN EXCEPT WASHINGTON}
Hey hey hey hey
{WASHINGTON} {ALL MEN}
Oooh~! I do I do I do I dooo! Hey hey hey hey
Hey! Hey hey hey hey
Oooh~! I do I do I do I dooo! Hey hey hey hey
Boy, you got me Hey hey hey
{WASHINGTON AND MEN}
Helpless!
Look into your eyes and the sky's the limit
I'm helpless~!
Down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em
{WASHINGTON}
I have never been the type to try and grab the spotlight
We were at a revel with some rebels on a hot night
Laughin' at my soldiers as they dazzle in the room
Then you walked in and my heart went "Boom!"
Tryin' to catch your eye on the side of the ballroom
Everybody's dancin' and the band's top volume
{WASHINGTON AND MEN}
Grind to the rhythm as we wine and dine
{WASHINGTON}
Grab my soldier (Burr) and whisper
"Yo, this one's mine~"
{WASHINGTON} {ALL MEN}
Aaron Burr made his way across the room to you Oooh
And I got nervous
Thinkin' "What's he gonna do?" Oooh
He grabbed you by the arm, I'm thinkin'
"I'm through" Oooh
Then you look back at me and suddenly
I'm helpless~! Helpless!
Oh, look at those eyes Look into your eyes. And the sky's the limit
Oh! I'm
Yeah, I'm Helpless! Helpless
I know Down for the count
And I'm drownin' in 'em
Helpless!
