I'm a Badass, I'm a Nerd and I'm armed and dangerous. Kiss me if you dare -.^ (part 1 of part10)

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Ok so this is not the whole part 10, just a taste. It's still a work in progress but I felt you guys needed a taste since ya'll are like so thirsty for some. So this is Part 1 of part 1o.

Thanks to everyone for reading, voting, commenting and encouraging!!

I LOVE YALL!!

NOW READ!!

-yours truly. <3

"Kayoko are you ok?"

DO I LOOK OK?!

If she was someone else I would have said that but she's such a sweetie that I can't.

I just woke up, and I totally cried myself to sleep.

Crap! I bet I have mascara all down my face!!

Caramel looks at me sadly.

"Relax CarMax, I'm fine. Except the fact that I probably look like a clown."

She laughs. "Yeah you do actually, I have some napkins and mascara in my purse." She says and then she starts digging in her purse.

I smile at her then close my eyes.

Gosh, I haven't cried like that since.....I was a baby?

Hell I don't know! All I know is that I don't ever cry! Especially if it's for a boy!

But I cried for him....

"AHA!!" Caramel screams, scaring the shit outta me. "I found it!! I don't know if I can do this as good as Carmel but I can try."

I turn my face towards her and let her beatify me again,

Ugh I feel like a Barbie.

Oh and I hate those too, when I was five I used to bite the heads off them.

Yes, I was a strange child.

I try to keep still as Caramel puts the make-up on me but now I gotta pee!!

I bite my lip and shift. Hurry up Caramel!

"Would you stop moving?!"

"I can't! I gotta go pee!"

"What are you? 3?"

"I GOTTA PEEEEEE!!!!"

"Fine go pee!"

"Passengers please buckle your seat belts we are going into landing." Says the pilot

NOOOO!!! Does the world not know how much I need to pee?!

So I look out the window as the plane goes down.

And try to think about everything but water.

"Eh, where's um, Chris?"

"Don't know actually, he said something about the clouds."

Clouds? Clouds make rain and rain is water.

Ahh!!

Ok we're almost there.

I close my eyes.

Ok so think about.....uh... The accent! Right I gotta have an accent.

I'm good with a British accent.

My mom's friend is British, I've known her since I was five and I used to mock it.

In my opinion all accents are awesome!

"Ladies and gentlemen I hope you enjoyed your flight..."

BATHROOM!!

I un-buckle my seatbelt and run to the bathroom.

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