Types of kids
The nerdy kids (little einstiens): Kids who are smarter than people ten years older to them. Basically, they can teach. They suck up to the teachers and steal their jobs and teach us all the info like we be talking 'bout photosynthesis and somehow because of irrelevant extra info, we reach all the way to the topic of WBCs.
The rainbow unicorns: These are kids who are always happy. They have like 10 billion friends and the world has a population of only 8 billion. Some aliens are communicating with them now, and they are effing famous now! They are always frickin' perfect. Make-up, hair, nails, skin, gosh! Even their freaking behinds!!!!!!!
THE KIDDDIES: they act like your second grade brother and refuse to accept the fact that they are 13 fricking years. They buy Barbie dolls that sing "im a Barbie girl" and they are cry babies and cry about everything , they think crying will get them everything. You can usually find the kid crying to his mother about another kid asking for his eraser.
Athletic kid: they have muscles everywhere except their brain which is a freaking pea. Like in the literal sense. A pea lies in the nearly hollow head because it went up instead of down. How did this happen? They were hanging upside down and somebody threw a pea and it went into their hollow brain deprived head but these kids win every race and skip class to football and no one notices cuz they have never attended a single class.
The anti-social introverts (us): These kids are straight up scary. They sit in one corner reading a book and dislike physical contact. They may look ok, but inside, they have got dark and scary secrets and this kid is............US!!!!!
The rebel: Hates everyone and everything and is not afraid to show it. They back answer the goddamn principal and even if threatened into expulsion, they'll be like "I'll just find a different school that doesn't have your sorry ass in it" Like, what the frick?? Like if I back answer my parents, no dinner for 2 days!
Hugs, kisses and stinky feet ,
ThePapoosais
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