Food:
Single: Eat entire pizza
In a relationship: "Open your mouth" "Let's show PDA!!!!!!!!!!" *nom nom nom*
Clothing:
Single: Sweatpants + sweatshirts and same underwear. Bed face all day.
In a relationship: 50 hours on makeup + 10 hours finding the right clothes + 10 hours trying to fit into the clothes + 12 hours realizing that the clothes don't fit you + another 10 hours on buying new clothes + 1 hour realizing that there aren't those many hours in a day.
Spending time:
Single: Eating
In a relationship: Eating partners face off. *nom nom nom*
Craziness level: (0=crazy, 70=not crazy)
Single: -0
In a relationship: 69
Fights:
Single: With BFF over scorose and scoribus
Relationship: GF: "You liked that girls pic! How dare you. You know that she's a hoe!"
BF: "That's my sister!"
"You hang up first!"
"No, you hang up first!"
"Let's hang up together!"
"No, you hang up first."
Trying to be sexy:
Single: *watches bad liar* *tries to imitate Selena* * Fails*
In a relationship: *Tries to make lunch sexily* *Spills sauce over self* Also, food poisoning.
Shopping:
Single: Do I have to mention the same pair of underwear again.
In a relationship: "Does this make me look fat?!?!?!?"?!?!!?!?! *tries on 300 clothes*
Dates:
Single: *Eats a date* "I had a date yesterday!"
In a relationship: *Goes on a date* "I had a date yesterday!"
Hugs, kisses and stinky feet,
ThePapoosais
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