NO OFFENSE TO THE POPULAR EXTROVERTS
1. They hug with full contact like normal people wrapping arms around each other and smiling. After they break away they usually get each other with recasting and enthusiastic hi's or hey's this is also done while smiling.
2. They give air kisses with exaggerated kissing noises starting out with a moo which is not like a cow bit rather a British five year old
( cough very sophisticated cough ) and ends with an 'ah' like the sound you you make after drinking water. Joining together it is mooah pronounced mwah. They try to act French but it ends up sounding like a constipated cow.
3. They giggle instead of laugh making short staggered whooping cough lie noises. One may mistake these noises for a sick person but not fear as they are actually a popular person's way to express happiness or joy(usually fake)
4. Their brain powers along with their conversation are quite limited - only restricted to their crushes - for popular people have their hormones way more messed up than other people-they fawn over their crushes for hours and gossip about who is with who and cheating with whom.
Occasionally they may talk about sports or rather the cute players in the teams
5. Their performance in class may be slightly average or below. If their performance peaks it is because they used one of is lowly nerds for assistance. (this may not be true for all popular people but we will talk about the majority of them. )
6. Hey wear clothes that are up to the trend according to teen magazines (which is literally nothing except a small strip of cloth here and there)
and spend a large fraction of their time worrying about their hair and nails
7. Their diets consist of anything fat free, gluten free, carb free and flavor fee. Their diet resembles that of a rabbit, surviving only on lettuce and carrots
8. One of their greatest concerns is their waistline and being a size zero
9. Their behavioral patterns indicate that they presume to be above everybody else and forget that this is a democracy this is a democracy and not a monarchy for which they are a ruler( refer to point 5)
10. They are quite different from the rest of their species who are social animals and have empathy but popular people quite self-centered and only cares about self gain
11. The language is quite different is well they add unnecessary suffixes and join words to create meaningless ones
Eg: OMgisies, fantabulous, GUUUURL, boo, hun, BAE
A documentary by Mat -Geo
No popular people were harmed in the making of this documentary
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