THEO
nah love
THEO
look i love you too but theres only one way to officially settle this
THEO
war
MASON
nO
LIAM
you're goin downtown charlie brown
THEO
no thanks id prefer to stay exactly where i am and ultimately beat you
MASON
guYS cmOn
LIAM
no i go
THEO
fine then no sex for a month
MASON
COME FUCKING ON
LIAM
that's CHEATING
THEO
it's called WINNING with STYLE
MASON
it's called being fucking NASTY
LIAM
well how tf are we gonna settle this
THEO
how about this
THEO
i go to the concert
THEO
and you
THEO
stay here
LIAM
not a snowflakes chance in hell
MASON
i created this
THEO
congratulations
MASON
thanks! i hate it
LIAM
look what you did
LIAM
no sex MY ASS
LIAM
you can't RESISt me
THEO
oh YEAH
MASON
STOP FIGHTING OKAY
MASON
I HAVE A SOLUTION BITCHES
LIAM
what is it my favorite friend in the whole wide world who i love with all my heart
THEO
kiss ass
LIAM
jerk face
MASON
how about this
MASON
how about
MASON
neither of you go
THEO
then how am i supposed to see my queen
MASON
watch a live stream bitch
LIAM
i hate that idea
THEO
me too
MASON
well too bad motherfuckers because im taking someone else instead of you
THEO
who? who's the little bitch that's gonna die tonight
LIAM
babe let's take em out
THEO
hell yeah love lets fuckin go
MASON
would you two stop with the inferred violence i feel threatened
THEO
never
THEO
you caused this
MASON
sigh when will the madness end
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Fanfiction[ THIAM ] ❝ WE'VE BEEN MAKING SHADES OF PURPLE OUT OF RED AND BLUE ❞ [ in which they fake date because of a bet ] [ lyrics: troye sivan - for him. ]
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