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forty one.

group chat.

THIS IS WHY WE HAD A CIVIL WAR
[ 10+ participants ]

CARMEN;
Hello, losers!

TEAM CAP;
Hey, my princess.

EYE OF HAWK;
Oh my goodness.
We've missed you, Carmen.

WIDOW;
For once, I agree with the man.
It's been too long!

CARMEN;
I know, and I'm sorry guys.
I've been working overtime to get some extra money.
Chris wants to take me to Boston for our six months.

SOLDIER;
Ah. Meeting the fam, eh?
Don't worry, they're pretty awesome.

RUSSIAN GIRL;
I think everyone loves Chris' family.

BIRD BOY;
Lisa is the best, honestly.

CARMEN;
Hearing all these good things makes me slightly less nervous.
But I mean, I'm meeting my boyfriends family in four months.

STARKY;
Christopher, I am ashamed.
You're taking her to family before she's met us?

TEAM CAP;
Well...
Actually, she's coming here for a couple of days. Then we're heading to Boston.

SOLDIER;
Oh my god.
I'm so flying over to meet her.

BIRD BOY;
I definitely am!

CARMEN;
I can't wait to meet you all.
Honestly. You're all so amazing.
I can't thank you guys enough for welcoming me into your little family.

WIDOW;
Honey, any friend's of Chris is a friend of ours.
Except, you're his lover. So you're like a sister to us all.

TEAM CAP;
Princess, you have nothing to worry about.
My family just like them, cool, but my fam is way cooler.

RUSSIAN GIRL;
Hold up! wAIT!
Is Bee coming with you?

CARMEN;
Um. I don't think so.
I guess it depends on a few things.

RUSSIAN GIRL;
I wanna meet the sweet girl.
She's too cute.

TEAM CAP;
Princess. I'm on it.
Update— mom's cool with it.
In her words, oh I get to meet my soon to be step granddaughter. She sounds so sweet!

CARMEN;
Oh, god. This is actually happening.

BABY SPIDER;
Please tell me you're not having a panic attack.

CARMEN;
Nah. I'm good.
It's just settling in. These past few months have been crazy.

TEAM CAP;
I'm sorry, princess. I wish it were easier.
I hate that we're so far away from each other.
I miss you, a lot.

CARMEN;
Oh my god, Chris.
I love you.

BABY SPIDER;
Oml. Oml. Oml.
I am dYING!
I repeAT I AM DYing.

TEAM CAP;
Wait.
What?

WIDOW;
God, you're a meatball.

SOLDIER;
Dude. Really?

CARMEN;
I said, I love you...

TEAM CAP;
Oh my. Um...

Carmen muted the chat for 12 hours!

BIRD BOY;
Wow, Chris.

STARKY;
Dude.
Go after your girl.

RUSSIAN GIRL;
Chris, are you okay?

TEAM CAP;
I'm not sure...

EYE OF HAWK;
Oh dear lord. This is a mess.
Do love her, Chris?

TEAM CAP;
Yeah. I love her.
God, it's my anxiety. I didn't expect her to say it. I messed up.

WIDOW;
GO AFTER HER YOU MEATBALL.
YOU DONT WANT TO LOSE HER.

BIRD BOY;
Psh. I don't want to lose the chick.
She's pretty awesome.

SOLDIER;
Just go get her back and make it right.

STARKY;
Good luck.

BABY SPIDER;
Good luck, Chris!
Let's get mum back in the chat.

TEAM CAP;
I'm going, I'm going.
And Tom, just a little far.

BABY SPIDER;
I'm sorry, mister.

WIDOW;
He's a meatball.
I can't believe he did that.

EYE OF HAWK;
At least he's trying to make it right though.

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oops. A little drama. Sorry not sorry. Hopefully you all still love me. 😊❤️