Dear Ariella,
I'm running out of things to say
Days, too.
I'm debating a suicidal attempt.
I broke up with Kathy
You broke up with Fletcher.
Does this mean you want to be with me?
You keep me on my toes, Ariella Joan Rivers.
What's the fun of it if there's no chase?
I haven't had fun in a while.
Not since you left me, at least.
I digress.
My point is,
If you were with me,
I wouldn't be doubting my life.
-Lucas
