Puppet

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(Delirious, Vanoss, and Nogla were walking around the mall and saw a puppet show)

Vanoss: Hey let's go see what's over there, it looks like a puppet.

(Delirious and Nogla both agreed so they walked to the direction where the puppet was at)

what's up bitches!

Vanoss: Bitches?

Delirious: Don't you talk to us that way! No Puppet calls me a bitch!

Puppet: okay damn, what do you guys want? Just ask me some questions about myself and I'll give you an answer.

Nogla: sure, we'll ask you questions.

Delirious: I have a question for you! How does it feel to be a puppet? Bet it sucks having a hand up your ass all the time. haha

[Vanoss, delirious and, Nogla laugh]

Puppet: Yeah being a puppet is great and all, but that's the only part that sucks.

Delirious: uhuh

Puppet: Yeah you must know how it feels like..

[Vanoss and Nogla laugh except for Delirious]

Vanoss: Ha ha classic gay joke!

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