Exo on Fan-War

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Xiumin: The Spy.
silently lurks and likes on the comments of the war where he relates too.

Luhan: THE ALL CAPS WARRIOR.
"O M G . WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THA----HEY BITCH YOURE NOT PRETTY SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!" *rip keyboard*

Kris: The Chill Pill.
*wears sunglasses* *turned off computer* *threw phone* *went to mall to calm down at Starbucks*

Suho: The Mature.
the one who is like the referee or the one who is too fucking calm on the situation when the war is fucking lit.

Lay: The New Comer.
the one who didnt know wtf is going on

Baekhyun: The Two-faced Bitch.
sides with this fandom and then later sides with the other party whos winning

Chen: The Sarcastic.
the one who highkey-lowkey roasts the other company with sarcasm

Chanyeol: The Peacemaker.
the one whos trying to change the topic and cheering up the atmosphere

Kyungsoo: The Done.
never comments and just gonna ignore it because he's not gonna waste his iq with those low lives

Tao: The Fetus.
the one who starts the fan war

Kai: The Ninja.
The one who left the fan war first.

Sehun: The Reporter.
silently reports the attackers' account to be locked down while smiling satisfied

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