Voice: *whispers behind* oh my god. don't you know that I have Suho's black card while he's--
Sehun: *turns* huh?
Chen: OH--SORRY.. SORRY. I thought you were Tao. *holding his laugh and runs away*
Sehun: *annoyed and walked away bringing him with his milk tea*
Voice 2: *whispers behind* To be honest, I really find you sexy among the members
Sehun: *turns* Why-thank you
Chanyeol: OHFUCK!--*palmed his mouth* I mean. I thought you're Baek! *holding his laugh*
Sehun: *annoyed times 2* What's up with them. Is it because of---
Voice 3: *whispers behind* I still love you motherfucker. Even you left me. I still love---*hiccups*I love you mother---fuck---erf.ernmsd
Sehun: O_O *turns* SUHO-HYUNG!?
Suho: O_O I---I thought you're Kris........
Sehun: Your face. It's red. You drunk?
Suho: No. HAHAHAHHAHAHHHAH *pukes everywhere*
Exo: /other members rescued Suho/
Sehun: THAT'S IT! IF YOUR INTENTION WAS TO TEASE ME ABOUT ME AND JEONGHAN'S INCIDENT THEN FINE! I DIDN'T MEANT IT ANYWAY!
Voice 2: *whispers* Dude, pass me the lube, I really need it tonight--
Sehun: ANOTHER FUCKING WHISPER AND I'M GONNA----wait. W-what lube?
Kai: O_O.....dude. /mouthing/ You motherfucker.. how could you blew my cover
Sehun: *gasps, quickly covered his mouth* OH SHIT. SORRY I FORGOT
Xiumin: What are you going to do with a lube Kai? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kai: i---t's none of--of your business..
Sehun: Sorry
Kai: no bro. Trust broken. *dramatically left the embarrassment*
Sehun: NOoooooo /chases Kai/
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Lay: *waving what he's holding as he ran out from his room* I HAVE A LUUUUBE~ NGIN-NGIN BEAR~ You can have hyung's----whoa. what happened to Suho'hyung?
Baekhyun: dude what the fuck..why you own a lube?
Kyungsoo: Why? You don't own one?
Tao: *disgustingly holding the mop and pail while judges everyone behind*
Kris: get up Suho.. *carried Suho* Such a Sober. *rolls eyes* Okay Lu--mop the floor I'm bringing your mom upstairs...anyway, do you know where Sese's heading?
Luhan: I dOn'T k Noe ----perhaps at JEONGHAN'S BACK? //underhisbreath// hatethatbitch
Lay: you. need. to. calm. down. my. child. Here. take my lube
Luhan: I DONT NEED THAT--- *throws tantrum* *walks out*
Exo: O_O . .
Baekhyun: Lulu's on her period everyone
Kyungsoo: why? don't you get yours every month?
Baekhyun: -_-
