T H I R T Y T W O

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GROUP NAME: uuUhM i never went to oovoo javer
GROUP MEMBERS: SCOTT, LIAM, COREY, MASON, LYDIA, MALIA, THEO

SCOTT
okay gang

SCOTT
this is a life or death situation

SCOTT
marry fuck kill let's go

SCOTT
jake paul, darren criss, or gordon ramsay

MASON
when will i ever be in a situation where i have to choose between a rat, a god, and a master chef

COREY
this is pretty interesting. probably marry darren, kiss gordon, and (sorry) kill jake

THEO
who is jake paul

LIAM
do you even wanna know

LIAM
honestly corey's answer is the same as mine

LYDIA
Scott what? Haha. So random! Corey's answer seemed the best!

STILES
gordon ramsay is my real dad

STILES
noah ? idk him

STILES
hey im playing my happy music

MALIA
shut up coleslaw

STILES
that's fucking RUDE

THEO
i like her now

MALIA
whatever

MALIA
im only nice to you because you're with liam

SCOTT
love my sons relationship

LYDIA
Officially!

COREY
WHtAt

MASON
UHM WHAT

LIAM
uh what

STILES
i came here to play my happy music, not games. stop bein lil bitches and gimme the deeds

LIAM
alright

LIAM
who snitched

THEO
wasn't me

MASON
IM SO FUCKING HURT YOU DIDNT TELL ME

MASON
YALL ARE DATINg?

THEO
yeah

LYDIA
Yeah, and finally, too! I thought you'd never do it.

MALIA
liam, im happy for you

MALIA
theo go fuck yourself

THEO
thanks

MASON
IM SO FUCKING MAD

MASON

MASONIM BOUTA CALL UP MY OL PAL 911 AND TELL THEM IM ABOUT TO MURDER YOU

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MASON
IM BOUTA CALL UP MY OL PAL 911 AND TELL THEM IM ABOUT TO MURDER YOU

MASON

MASONI CANNOT BELIEVE AFTER EVEDYTHING I HAVE DONE FOR YOU THAT YOU WOULD DISRESPECT ME LIKE THIS HOW FUCKIN DARE YOU YOU HAD THE NERVE THE AUDACITY THE FUCKIN PRESUMPTION TO GO ALONG IN LIFE AND NOT TELL ME?????  I AM ANGRIER THAN FUCKIN HULK AND...

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MASON
I CANNOT BELIEVE AFTER EVEDYTHING I HAVE DONE FOR YOU THAT YOU WOULD DISRESPECT ME LIKE THIS HOW FUCKIN DARE YOU YOU HAD THE NERVE THE AUDACITY THE FUCKIN PRESUMPTION TO GO ALONG IN LIFE AND NOT TELL ME????? I AM ANGRIER THAN FUCKIN HULK AND I WILL NOT HESITATE TO HULK SMASH YOUR ASS INTO YOUR RIGHTFUL PLACE WHICH IS IN THE TRASH WHERE IT BELONGS FUCKER

STILES
and a partridge in a pair tree

SCOTT
he never told me either mas but i figured it out

THEO
he actually told malia and lydia first

LYDIA
😇❤

MALIA
disappointed but not surprised

LIAM
im SORRY MASON OKAY but YOU didn't answer my texts when i said it was UBER important bro

MASON
okay LISTEN

MASON
I THOUGHT IT WAS ANOTHER INSIGNIFICANT RANT ABOUT RYAN REYNOLDS OKAY I DIDNT NEED THAT AT THE MOMENT ALRIGHT

SCOTT
there is always a need to talk about ryan reynolds

SCOTT
he can punch me and i'd thank him

COREY
as slightly upset as i am about you not telling me sooner, im happy for you two and im glad that it FINALLY worked out!!! haha nice

LIAM
thank u corey

MASON
in conclusion: i am bitter

THEO
we KNOW

MASON
shut up

MASON
im having a MOMENT

STILES
ah, the nostalgic remembrance of a good ol existential crisis..,,,those were the days

LYDIA
You always had some type of a crisis

LYDIA
You STILL have a crisis almost every other day

STILES
ok but babe get this: sarcasm

LYDIA
Oh please I'm all too familiar with it

LYDIA
That's the only language you speak

STILES
yeah but i also speak spanish

LYDIA
That one time you said noh does NOT count

STILES
.....,

STILES
alright well let's get back to attacking liam ah yes this seems like a good topic ok resume

MALIA
literally stop talking

LYDIA
Honestly

MASON
im going to drown in my sorrows now with the everlasting numbness of betrayal

LIAM
DUDE

COREY
same 😞😖

LIAM
oh my god don't do THIS

SCOTT
rip u

STILES
still offended you didn't tell anyone

THEO
🤔🤷🏻‍♂️

LIAM
yeah what he said

SCOTT
y'all disappointing

SCOTT
im gonna watch some shane and ryland to get that good content while you two continue to be annoying and quiet

SCOTT
peace out

STILES
im gonna go watch vine compilations instead of doing my homework













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