The Teletubbies Verses Emo Bands (help me)

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Green One jumped on top of Josh's car. He sped up as Tyler stuck his head out of the window and got into a violent cat fight with it, "GO AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYY," he screamed, accidentally making a reference to his own song. Josh swerved out of nowhere and the car smashed into a wall. Green One made another ungodly noise as it flew threw someone's window, taking Tyler with it.

The seven Korean boys standing where josh had almost killed them looked like their lives had just flashed before their eyes. A short one with bright blue hair spoke up, "dodaeche mwoya?" (Translated from Korean: what the hell?).

One of the others walked up and cleared his throat, "uhhh... thanks for not killing us?" It sounded more like a question.

Josh caught his breath, "no problem."

A signal beeped on the screen. Carla pointed, "what does that mean?"

"It means someone's been caught," Nick explained, "if Dan could do me a favour and find out who that is please?"

That meant Dan, find out who that is.

Dan tapped the beeping signal, and a picture of Tyler showed up, "oh nooooooooooo," Dan mumbled, "that means Tyler's gone."

Carla screeched like a demon, "TYLER NOoOOOoOoOoOoO." The whole room turned around, shook that Carla, who had the worlds lowest female diaphragm, could make her voice go that high. Carla was freaking out, "maybewecangodraghimawayandsavehim?!"

All Lloyd heard from that sentence was the save him part, and immediately broke into song, "WAKE ME UP."

Melanie joined in, "WAKE ME UP INSIDE."

"GUYS THIS ISN'T FUNNY." Carla yelled.

"It is to me," Dan said.

"Not when you get captured." Nick said, "come on, guys, have some respect, this is Tyler Joseph we're talking about." He stood and made direct eye contact and winked and Carla, who squealed and almost fainted, "come on tiny human, we're go save Tyler."

Carla looked around before pointing at herself, "me?"

"Well who the hell else was I referring to?"

"OH MY GOD I'M GOING ON AN ADVENTURE WITH NICOLAS MATTHEWS!?"

"FUCK YEAH, GET IN THE CAR."

A/N:

Don't Hug Me Get Scared.

Aren't I hilarious?