Mister steal you're man

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((This commercial done killed me XD))

Xiao; *smokes opium*

Allen: not again

*humanoid alien thing comes along*

Alien: gross.

Allen: <3

Alien: wow, real great man. Real sick. Nice drugs man *kicks Xiao's leg* what you doing smoking that trash? You disgrace. I just got here, I don't even.. What even is drugs? Come on, get with me Allen! This guys a loser *flies away with America* see ya dude, ya loser. You seriously suck dude.

Allen: my hero. <3

Xiao: Not again!

Yao: an alien steals your husband often?!

Chun: I don't even-

Zhu: ....serves you right!!

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