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sang: lol this chat is a mess

sang: like my pants ;)D

sang: fuck i can't envy type

sang: *even

jian: sang its 2 am what the fuck

sang: aaaaaaá

sang: im kidna drukn rn

jian: wtf why

sang: bc i wasthirsry and i foudn my preatns vokda and iwaslike 'hey ocol;

jian: dude

sang: go to sleep

sang: AND DIE???>!!!!?

jian: you're not gonna die

sang: they're out to ge t me

jian: who are

sang: the aliens

jian: are yu sure it was just alcohol

sang: ya man

sang: the aliens wanna probe me

jian: no they don't

jian: they want u to be a good boy and get to sleep

sang: i dont wanna

sang: what if they rpbe me in y= sleep

jian: sang. stfu.

sang: wht does stufu mean

jian: it means go to sleep or the aliens will probe you

sang: nO FUCK

jian: yeah

jian: if u don't sleep now they'll come into ur bed and tickle ur ass with their slimy nails

sang: i'm relly scarde

sang: can u come over and spoon me

jian: tf no

sang: PLEASHEH

sang: i'm cryifng

sang: jian pls come n cududle me im so scarehd

jian: there there baby

jian: the aliens will cuddle you

sang: but i dotn like aliens

seen at 2:43 am

sang: i'm watching disney movies

sang: wna come over

sang: i'm sober now i swear

sang: wtf it's 4 am lol

sang: jian did u fall asleep

sang: fuck u



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