𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐇𝐈𝐌

F I V E

THEO
how about whoever makes it look more real gets to go to the concert. we can make our own bet within a bet to see who gets to go to the final product of the bet

THEO
ive always been an excellent actor

THEO
say goodbye to minaj babe

LIAM
nO

LIAM
im going to the concert

LIAM
i technically asked you out so technically i am the one who initiated it so TECHNICALLY i am the one most committed to this relationship

THEO
that's not fuCKING true

THEO
ive been a lot nicer than i could've been

THEO
that's progress to me

LIAM
not to ME

THEO
well how are we gonna settle this if we both wanna go but there's only one ticket

LIAM
hold on

THEO
what?

LIAM
i have an idea

LIAM HAS ADDED MASON TO THE CHAT!

LIAM
mas help

MASON
yo what u need

THEO
we don't know how to settle this

MASON
did you tell him about the bet?

LIAM
yeah i did. the problem is we both wanna go to concert and i said fuck you because i technically asked you out and made the first move

THEO
and i said im being nice and that's a lot of progress for me okay

MASON
how do i choose

LIAM
theo had an idea

LIAM
a shit one, but an idea

THEO
fuck off

THEO
anyway i said whoever shows their affection the most in front of corey and sells it the best gets to go to the concert

MASON
that's actually not a bad idea

MASON
wait but who's gonna determine that

MASON
me?

LIAM
yes you

THEO
so basically you would see who made the relationship more believable and therefore you would take that person to the concert

THEO
fair deal?

MASON
that actually seems like a fair deal

MASON
so i can be as manipulating as i want?

MASON
i have all the power vested in this relationship?

MASON
i can make up stories about you two for corey?

THEO
sure

MASON
nice nice nice

LIAM
you just gave him so much power

LIAM
do you know what you just got yourself into

THEO
not really

LIAM
we'll be ready for a fuckin storm..

LIAM
babe..?

MASON
rule number one: don't question anything. corey will not buy it if you're calling each other fucks or dicklord

THEO
so be as affectionate as possible?

LIAM
oh no

MASON
yeS

LIAM
is it too late to turn back

MASON
nope nada nah son you're stuck with it until the sleek material of victory is in my hands

THEO
cmon babe don't be so cynical

THEO
😍❤❤😍❤❤

MASON
theo- 1 , liam- 0

LIAM
fuck

LIAM
uhm

LIAM
yeah❤❤❤❤

MASON
it will be a tight competition if y'all keep this cute shit up. anyways, before i die from this actually happening (since ive been fucking waiting for this shit) i will depart. remember, im keeping score!

MASON HAS LEFT THE CHAT

THEO
kiss those tickets goodbye, sweetheart

LIAM
you'll never wish you made this bet, baby

THEO
bring it on

LIAM
it's already brought

THEO
...

THEO
that was terrible

LIAM
what cmon i thought that was good

THEO
yeah only you

LIAM
im calling the police and your not gonna stop me

THEO
apparently you're calling the grammar police because it's you're* not your you imbecile

LIAM
im leaving this toxic chat

THEO
kisses xoxoxox❤❤❤❤❤❤