𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐇𝐈𝐌

F O U R

MASON
that's RUDE

MASON
help me i want this keychain for my car keys

LIAM
you better work bitch

MASON
now is not the time to make a britney spears reference okay i need money

LIAM
i am NOT a little snitch in your bet

LIAM
lemme guess

LIAM
is it with corey

MASON
yea

LIAM
tYpIcAl

MASON
or pretend to

MASON
listen i really need that fucking keychain

MASON
i know you're ignoring me you little shit

MASON
i'll tell theo that you wanna date him

LIAM
first of all, you wouldn't dare, second of all, he wouldn't believe you, third of all, i would NEVER

MASON
don't be stupid

MASON
help a brother out

MASON
i need to prove to corey that i can win bets

LIAM
have you never won one before

MASON
no

MASON
please be my first

LIAM
nah

LIAM
dude im not gay

MASON
iM nOt GaY

MASON
says the person who literally CRIED because he thought tom holland was the purest of angels and also had the body of a god

LIAM
i was at a bad state in my life when that happened so don't you dare use that against me

MASON
i will always use that against you

LIAM
friendship cancelled.

MASON
anyway

MASON
at least CONSIDER helping me get ten dollars

LIAM
i did consider it, and for a second there i got a really happy feeling for the chance of helping you out, but then i remembered that theo is on the receiving end and i lost all faith and restored it with darkness and depression

MASON
stop being dramatic

MASON
u just gotta convince corey for like a DAY at LEAST which won't be very hard knowing he fell for the lie that i was related to chadwick boseman

LIAM
an icon

MASON
stop fucking around and say yes

LIAM
no

LIAM
i say that because i don't wanna ask theo and embarrass myself

MASON
how BAD can it be

LIAM
hey theo it's ya boy anyway maybe we could fake date for maybe a day?? it will include a lot of arguing and convincing to corey so try to make it look as real as possible also r u gay?? didn't think so whoops gtg and die

MASON
yes because that's exactly how it'll go

MASON
i really want ten dollars to win

LIAM
it's not winning if you cheat

MASON
hey a man's gotta do what a mans gotta do

MASON
please just think about it

LIAM
why don't i just GIVE you ten dollars to shut up

MASON
nO

MASON
i'll never know the true feeling of victory unless i grasp the sweet paper from corey's fingertips and flaunt it to the world, showcasing my superb abilities to win bets and rub the money in his face and blast we are the champions

LIAM
get help

MASON
listen

MASON
if i get the ten dollars AND my keychain, i will take you to go see nicki minaj in the summer

MASON
im 90% corey will be in iowa so i will take you since i won tickets

LIAM
tHE nicki. ?

MASON
what other fucking nicki

LIAM
uhM blanksy from hairspray???

MASON
oh my god

MASON
do you accept my offer

LIAM
yeah maybe

LIAM
ONLY IF I GET TO SEE NICKI

MASON
fINE!!!!!

MASON
go get yourself a boyfriend !

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how do you think liam will approach this?