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GROUP CHAT NAME: GAY SONS + PROBABLY GAY SON
GROUP MEMBERS: LIAM, MASON, COREY

COREY
i have a proposition

MASON
go on

LIAM
i will listen on one condition

COREY
and that is..?

LIAM
don't make me do the egg thing again

MASON
dude come ON that was awesome

LIAM
nOT TO ME

MASON
WHAT ARE YOU TALKINH ABOUT YOU LOVED IT

LIAM
NO I D I D N T

MASON
THATS A LIE AND YOU KNOW IT

MASON
YOU DID THAT SHIT RELIGIOUSLY

MASON
I CAN TESTIFY THIS

LIAM
STOP TARGETING ME

MASON
COME ON DUNBITCH

MASON
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE REGRET

LIAM
WHY ArE YOU ATTACKING ME

MASON
BECAUSE ITS TRUE

COREY
guys pls stop yelling

MASON
ok babe

LIAM
smh when i tell you to shut up all i get is a GLARe and a LECTURE about how my voice is ruining the economy with my irrelevant comments

LIAM
or i get ignored and end up ALONE at the lunch table like a LOSER

LIAM
but no one cares about ME just be all soft n shit to the.boy toy nhngmm yeah

MASON
get help and shut up

COREY
can i get back to my point

MASON
oh yeah there was a point to this

LIAM
sorry we got sidetracked

COREY
obviously

COREY
anyway

COREY
listen up loves

COREY
i may be a genius

MASON
you actually are a genius but keep going im listening

LIAM
shut the fuck up mashit

MASON
fuck off lice

COREY
aNYWAY

COREY
i was thinking about theo lately

MASON
is this a threat

COREY
no babe hush

COREY
i think he might be able to help us. the thing that Scott told you guys the other day? we need more people on our side since apparently we're taking sides. he'll be an asset to fighting and i think you should contact him and see if he's around

LIAM
idk her sorry

MASON
ok mood

COREY
that was pointless.

MASON
nO wait okay okay we'll stop being annoying

MASON
he's got a point

LIAM
wait when you said "you should contact him" who were you talking about ?

MASON
burt macklin

MASON
who the fuck else

LIAM
?

MASON
you, dipshit

LIAM
me ? why ew

COREY
he'll undoubtedly listen to you

LIAM
me ? he hates me, remember? why can't scott do it himself if he's such an asset

MASON
the big boy is busy

LIAM
doing what? being stupid?

MASON
no

COREY
most likely sucking face

MASON
w my queen malia

LIAM
ok facts

LIAM
we all saw it coming

MASON
facts

COREY
liam, will you at least take my suggestion into consideration? it would mean a lot!

LIAM
yeah i will think about it

MASON
welp that's a lie

LIAM
no it's NOT

MASON

MASONwhatever bro

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MASON
whatever bro

COREY
since when do you say bro? is there some straight thing i need to know about ?

MASON
okay honestly i have no homosexual explanation for that i don't even know

LIAM
i should leave

MASON
we all should

COREY
off to neverland!

MASON
wanna come over

COREY
sure!

MASON
hey partially-straight-friend-who-is-most-likely-gay wanna come too ?

LIAM
@ me next time

MASON
i did

MASON
you are now known as my "partially-straight-friend-who-is-most-likely-gay"

COREY
amazing

LIAM
i am not gay

LIAM
if you mean gay in a happy way then sure. that makes sense because my new hoodies just got shipped here so suck it

MASON
more proof

COREY
ok..,,,..sounds fake but ok.!.!...

LIAM
losers i hate you all

LIAM
im still coming over tho right

MASON
yeah dudes come on over









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