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WTF WHY DID I DO THIS

hello wattpad,

i did something incredibly stupid today.

so, during lunch, my friends and i were playing truth or dare, and i got dared to shout something random at some kid in the middle school. so, i stood up near the edge of the balcony (but also kind of hid) and yelled the first thing that came to mind.

me: jULIAN

julian (unsuspecting 8th grader): *looks around v v confused*

me: ...

me: thIS IS GOD

me: GOD SAYS YOU'RE GOING TO HELL

why was that the first thing i thought of?

why did this make my friends laugh so hard?

also, today during sex ed when the teacher was taking about using condoms and crap like that, my friend turned around and whispered to me.

alex: you're never gonna need to pay attention to any of this shit. because you're either going to die with mil, or die alone.

oUCH.

but it's okay bEcAuSe I sTiLl LoVe HeR pLaToNicAlLy.

and i also had to do this huge report meant for five people all by myself in an hour smh @ my english group

anyways, that's all folks

um

bye!

~ skye ♡