saddaddy: why are you lying about me?!
danielthespaniel: what do you mean, daddy?
saddaddy: dan, i know your not in little space fucking stop
danielthespaniel: fine. i'll tell you.
saddaddy: yes?
danielthespaniel: i know your secret, philip michael lester.
saddaddy: what..?
danielthespaniel: i know you're the boss of "PMLP"
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danielthespaniel: you are the PML of PML Pornography, and you posted my nudes that i trusted you with on your website.
saddaddy is typing...