A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. "Please describe," said his attorney, "the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions on your wife's fidelity." "Well, I'm pretty much on the road all week," the man testified. "So naturally when i get home, I'm attentive to the wife." "One Sunday morning," he continued. "we were in the midst if some pretty heavy love making when the old lady in the apartment next door pounded on the wall and yelled, 'Cant you at least stop all that racket on the weekends?!'"
