Guns (OHSHC) UNDER RECONSTRUCTION

Chapter 1

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"AHHHHH!" I fell from my bed, screaming because of my awful cat scratching this damn beautiful face. I mean - who does that cat think he is?

But darn it's painful.

It is very painful.

(Try being scratched in the face by a cat and tell me it's not painful, uh, yes it is. Don't try denying it. Those sharp claws are too damn sharp.)

Make it double because I fell from my bed.

"What the hell is wrong with you! You insensitive piece of fluffiness! You should know that I need my beauty sleep! I am so disappointed with you! Look at the clock, meow me what time it is! Look at it! It's 6 in the meowrning! It is a lil' bit too early, you know! You should be ashamed of your-"

In the middle of my rant, the cat had the guts to turn his back at me and walk away .

That cat! (Cats are evil I tell you, waking someone up in six in the morning)

I sat up in my bed and glared at the cat who is walking to the kitchen. The cat sat on the kitchen floor and licked his paws. I know he's thinking of thoughts about world domination. I know.

Then I realized, my cat swore revenge on me! Not really swore as in talk in front of my face but you get the point. But the cat had the nerves to get revenge on me!

Why you ask? Because yesterday I sprayed water on his five times making him hiss angrily at me. Spraying water is my revenge for him peeing in my bed (And boy it got me pissed. No the pun is not intended)

Tch, insensitive cat. Even if he is cute and cuddly, I am not going to forgive his insensitivity towards his own owner and the fact that I am tired because I skyped with my best friends in America. They're also actors and actresses.

<sigh> Nevermind then, hmph, if I haven't accepted this job I wont be in Japan anyways. Oh wait - even if I haven't accepted this I would be forced to do the fan signing thing. Either way I would be in Japan so... yeah.

This sucks for your information. (Even if Japan is hella cool) Being forced to do a fansign and being bombarded by crazy fangirl or try to do eight missions a year, and every mission you do stupid stuff that may be risky for your life and getting no sleep at all for nine days straight.

Yep, nine days. I'm so badass.

I picked up my pillow which fell from the ground with me when that stupid cat scratched me in my face and put it in the bed and fixed it properly making it look like new.

I'm kidding, it does not look new. It's kind of messy because my bed actually is filled with stuff toys and bunnies while in the walls are filled with posters of my movie as a boy and my desk was also is filled with stuffed animals and with my laptop.