Wattpad Block Party - Summer Edition III (August 2017)

Jojo_B presents: Interview with The Seven Deadly Simpson Brothers

Jojo: Walks into the waiting room and sees all the boys sitting there like seven sexy beasts.

"H-hello – " clears throat and tries to keep a professional facial expression. "My name is Jojo. You've been called for interview, is that righ – "

Eli: "Yeah, what the hell else would we be here for? We're waiting here for you, are we not?" he grumbles and shoots her a green eyes scowl.

Jojo: Splutters on thin air then places a hand on her chest as she raises her brows at him. "Well excuuuse me."

Eli: Arches a brow at her and blinks. "Excuse you for what? Being late?"

Landon: Puts a hand on Eli's shoulder as he looks at Jojo. "Hey, no need to be rude," he says as his eyes take her in "She's kinda cute you know."

Jojo: "And she can hear you," she pretends to be annoyed but is screaming in glee inside. "Now." She coughs and looks at her sheet. "Severn, you're up first."

Severn: Widens his eyes. "Really?" he asks. "That's a change."

Jojo: Grins at him. "I know."

Severn: Sends her a weird look. "...okay...how would you know that?"

Jojo: Refrains for blurting out 'I CREATED YOU' and settles for an awkward laugh instead before she bolts into her office and leaves the door open for Severn to follow.

Severn: Follows Jojo into her office and sits down on the couch with a questionable look.

Jojo: "My first question for you is, what do you dream about when you sleep?"

Severn: Raises a brow. "Well it could be anything."

Jojo: "What's most frequent?"

Severn: Thinks for a moment and then blushes a little bit.

Jojo: "Oh?" Raises brows and sends him a smirk.

Severn: Fakes a glare at her. "Hey, it's not what you think. My dreams are clean."

Jojo: Sends him a dubious look. "You sure about that?"

Severn: "They are! I...alright I'll tell you." He looks down at the floor and blushes a little more. "I dream a lot about Orang-utans. They dance occasionally. I think they're my favourite animal." He mumbles.

Jojo: Stares at him with wide eyes and then bites down on her lip to stop herself from laughing. "Very cute," she says, genuinely finding it adorable. "I'm quite a fan of them myself."

Severn: Looks at Jojo with a flat expression and then motions with his hand for her to move onto the next one.

Jojo: "Alright, this one is even better. When was your first kiss?"

Severn: Widens his blue eyes and then lets out a long breath. "Why so personal?"

Jojo: Smirks. "It's what the readers like to hear."

Severn: Still looks a little confused but sighs. "My first kiss was when I was thirteen." He mumbles and then he grinned a little bit. "She pulled away from me when I used tongue and called me gross...although technically my first kiss was actually Gio. It was just once. We were like ten." He shrugged a little bit. "We figured if we were going to be experts we had to practice and well we're triplets, he wasn't going to judge and neither was I." He looks up and sees Jojo's wide staring eyes. "We didn't use tongue," he adds quickly and raises his hands. "That's nasty."

Jojo: Nods slowly and then sends him a stiff smile. "WELL thanks for sharing Severn. Speaking of Gio, you can send him in next."

Severn: "I'm done?" he asks and stands up.