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He wondered what she was doing, sitting next to him of all places, talking to him.
All the same, hi heart fell when she spoke again:
"I'm here waiting for my husband, just wasting time."
"Oh, uh, cool."
Though lame, he kept his answer short because he also hated when people talked during movies.
"Vamp sex is so hot!" The man-bun loudly exclaimed, almost as though he were opposed to being ignored.
Hottie Interruptus sputtered with laughter, throwing her glorious head back to reveal a graceful neck. At that moment, Zeke thought vamp sex didn't sound so bad after all.
She gestured at the screen. "Vamps would make for a bad lay," she said, voice low.
He leaned in close. "Is it 'cause they'd suck ya dry?"
"That, and they bite off appendages."
Zeke leaned away from her, but surveyed her with renewed interest. "No one ever agrees with me that vamps aren't like they are in the movies."
She shrugged, "I hunt 'em, so I gotta know this stuff."
"Got any tips for me?"
"Sure." She briefly held up a gleaming weapon. "Learn how to use a sword. They hate that."
Now he was smiling, inwardly disparaging at her wedding ring. "Anything else?"
"I suggest..." here, her silky voice absolutely purred, "...dying your hair, wearing a hat, or a fake mustache, maybe?"
"Huh?" Could be she was into kinky stuff he had yet to try.
Hottus Interruptus grinned. "I'm not gonna turn ya in, dude."
Zeke's eyes widened and he shot up straight in the chair. "What?"
Her grin didn't fall, even a little bit. "You might be innocent, I dunno. The memories are fuzzy, but I think you're okay."
Hottus Interruptus was also Crazus Interruptus.
"I've gotta go," he fumbled over the words, simultaneously tripping over his feet in a hasty retreat.
An ebony dread-locked beauty asked man-bun, "Think you'll see him again?"
Zeke power-walked along the carpeted aisle, wishing to escape quickly, but hoping to appear calm. He avoided eye-contact with the handful of people sitting in the back row. Before he reached the door, he was stopped by the blonde's warning:
"Remember, Zeke, at least a hat. That's easy!"
"Shhhhhh!"
A couple in the back rows narrowed their eyes at Zeke, probably the shushers. He threw up his hands and wound a finger next to his temple, tossing a thumb over his shoulder in the direction of Crazus Interruptus, who smiled, unconcerned.
"Can't handle rejection," he whispered.
They nodded in understanding, the guy giggling a bit.
Zeke held in his own giggles, his stride increasing in speed when he heard the on-screen man-bun declare:
"Oh, I'll see him again. In fact, I'm gonna seek him out."
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I may decide to add this tidbit to The Night Reporter later. If you enjoyed Zeke, read more about his misadventures here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/86437232-the-night-reporter
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