What Artemis and Apollo do on their spare time together

Dont mess with Ares

Setup: Ares, Apollo, and Artemis walk into a room (Gods this sounds like a start to a bad joke...). They are having a big argument.....

Apollo: I just don't see why you thought that was a good idea!
Ares: What?
Artemis: You tried to set Hera on fire to see if she was a witch. I was proud of you until you said it was our idea!
Ares: It was!
Apollo: No it wasn't!
Ares: Yeah it was!
Artemis: Ares that was 3 years ago!
Ares: And I remembered :)
Apollo: Artemis!
Artemis: I was joking!
Ares: No you weren't!
Apollo: Shhhhhhh *puts his finger on Ares's lips*
Ares: Wh-
Apollo: *moves the finger around on his mouth and making Ares look stupid*
Artemis: Apollo....If I were you I'd move my hand....
Apollo: Why?
Ares: *bites Apollo's finger*
Apollo: OW!
Artemis: That's why...