*Before Eren met Annie*
Levi: Hanji. We're having a bet. I'm gonna bet my money that Eren is going to fall for Annie again.
Hanjii: My bets on Mikasa!
Levi: Well you just made the wrong choice shitty glasses. I know because I'm a badass.
Hanji: Oh...we'll see about that Levi! I'm gonna bet my money as well!
Levi: You are so going to lose this bet.
Hanji: Don't come crying when you lose LEVI!
Levi: Whatever shitty glasses.
At that day, Hanji got a grim reminder, that she lost all her money from Levi and to never mess with Levi as well.
Levi: Well, I guess that solves it.
Eren: Captain Levi Sir!
Levi: What is it Eren?
Eren: Can I please borrow money from you?
Levi: Your asking me, the badass of humanity, strongest soldier in the world, to give you fucking money?
Eren: I'm sorry sir! I need a lot of money to reserve a seat in the Stohess district restaurant! I really want to impress her sir!
Levi:....Hmmmm.....alright Eren. I'll lend you money in one condition.
Eren: What is it sir?
Levi: Roast Mikasa for me.
Eren: WHAT!
Levi: I'm sick and tired of her bullshit. Just...say something okay?
Eren: But she's the sister that I love sir!
Levi: Ew incest.
Eren: Its not that kind of love sir! I'm talking about how I love her as a sister!
Levi: Whatever brat. Just roast the shit out of her. I will be watching you so you better roast her good.
Eren: I still haven't agreed sir.
Levi: I'm gonna say this once, and once only. I'm captain goddamn fucking Levi. Worship me or go to hell.
Eren: Yes sir! I agree to your terms sir!
Levi: That's what I thought baby dick. You know what......since your such a narsasic bastard who doesn't know how to please a women, I'll teach you.
Eren: What the fuck captain! I know how to pleas...
Levi: Shut the fuck up. I'm Levi, humanity's best sex trainer so listen.
30minutes of Levi's ultimate pleasure techniques (available on Amazon now)
Levi: Alright baby dick. I taught you all that I know once again. If I don't hear you in my room, I'll personally beat the shit out of you and move Annie to the dungeon, got it?
Eren: Sir...........I think your technique are a little.....dominating.....
Levi: Who cares baby dick just do it ok?
Back to Annie's room
Annie: Eren! Are you ready for our date!
Eren:I sure am. Oh and Annie, I have to talk to you about something....
Annie: What is it Eren?
Eren: Mikasa's.....coming with us....
Annie: I think I know why......it's okay Eren. I'll just show her that I am trustworthy of taking care of you and loving you.
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A new feeling (Eren x Annie)
FanfictionIt's just one of those eren x annie fanfiction. It does contain some swearing and lemon (if you know what I mean ;P). I just had to make one because the moment after the sparring scene, I decided I will go down with this ship. ENJOY!!
