Revenge Cookies Part I (2012)

Chapter 9-The History of Revenge Cookies

We peeked through to see who was driving the truck. It was the Parents celebrating life with no children and drinking wine. We saw a whole Crate of Stuff William has at his Poisonous Booth that can be put into cookies.There was Anthrax, Ant Sauce, Poision, Flavored melted Poop, Dyed And Frozen Acid, and Cheesecake. We were going to Tallahassee and in there we made a Stop at the Ramada Inn. The Parents got out and when they saw us in the back they screamed. They Carried the Poisonous items In The Ramada Inn. They got the Coffee Machine and filled it with poison. They Took the Machines With Them. We got back in the truck and traveled some more and when we got out, we saw this Revenge Cookie Factory. Their Motto was "Everything That Looks Like Chocolate Chip, Except Chocolate Chip, put it in there". Then we saw an female elf cracking mean jokes, and we found out everything we wanted to know with this quote

"Hey Guyas, Remeber That Bachelor Party when-a we poisoned-a that gal-a."

We Tackled The Elf and it was Heather Emma Kengoo. We asked why did she do that. She Began Explaining

"See it was 1952 and At the Theater the Popcorn Prices went up, and while Veronica and Sherry were Laughing, her Husband, Mars Shrimp, bought Popcorn for me. During The Movie, There was a Romatic Scene and blinded by the movie, Mars and I kissed, and Veronica Saw it. She posted notes about me calling me a damn slut and she Threatened to cut my head clean off. At the Hotel, I Ordered Chocolate Chip, but There was flavored mouse dropping that I ate. Veronica Laughed At me And I was know as "Poop Scoop" for the rest of my life. Then, In 2009, William opened this new business and I ordered Ant Sauce and Poison. Veronica Forgot about 1952, and she ate it. There. That's my story"