jongjong:
wow how am i awake this early
satansoo:
idk but now i am thx a lot bitch
jongjong:
shouldve put ur phone on silent ;)
satansoo:
wow ty for that nugget
jongjong:
nUGGET
CAN WE GET CHICKEN
satansoo:
its literally early morning
shut up and no
jongjong:
:((((((((((((((((
satansoo:
maybe later
jongjong:
LOVE U
anyways got any planz for today
satansoo:
um
yeah
i have to go out actually
jongjong:
ooOoOooOOooO
where
can i come
satansoo:
no
jongjong:
aw wHhyYyYyYy
i havent been out in agggeeeessss
satansoo:
we got back to mine literally last night
what is wrong w u
jongjong:
well where do u need to go??
satansoo:
to a place
jongjong:
DO FUCKING KYUNGSOO
JUST TELL ME
FUCK
satansoo:
i have to sort out some college stuff
i'll be out for a while
jongjong:
why didnt u just say so? :'(
i was worried smth was wrong
satansoo:
nothings wrong jongie
promise
jongjong:
ok
well wat am i supposed to do
all day
without u
satansoo:
umm
my tv is free
or minseok could take u shopping
jongjong:
eXCUSE ME
I DONT NEED TAKIN SHOPPIN
U R THE BABY BOI
NOT ME
satansoo:
......
jongjong:
u kno maybe i will go shopping
hehe
satansoo:
ur so weird
jongjong:
thats y u love meH
satansoo:
im sending u home jongie istg
jongjong:
nooooooooOoOoO
ill be lonelyyy
satansoo:
what abt sehun
jongjong:
wat about sehun
satansoo:
hez ur housemate
and bff
jongjong:
nah ur my bff kyungie ^.^
satansoo:
great
what an honour
jongjong:
i tHoUghT u lOvEd mEH
satansoo:
bitch ur a fucking pain in the ass
jongjong:
;);):);););););)
satansoo:
NO.
jongjong:
cant i come w u today plzZZZZ
satansoo:
no hoe
jongjong:
fine
ill just play call of duty
dont call minseok
hes old
satansoo:
am i old then
jongjong:
no ur hawt college boi age
satansoo:
gee thx
jongjong:
cant i hang w jogdae?
satansoo:
hes going out too
jongjong:
wat college aswell???
satansoo:
yeah college
anyways go back to sleep
jongjong:
i cant :(
come and cuddle me
satansoo:
nah
jongjong:
ill just come in ur room then ;)
satansoo:
JONGIN ISTG
jongjong:
:(
have fun w ur college stuffs :(
get me chicken
u nugget
●
jongdoo:
wat time r we meeting yeol
evilroomie:
idk
i think he said 10
bitch im not ur reminders
jongdoo:
rnt we goin to the chinese guys house
i wasnt rlly listening to chan on the phone
evilroomie:
yea we are
hey jongdae
jongdoo:
wat
evilroomie:
pls dont mention anything abt this to jongin srsly
jongdoo:
ok but y???
evilroomie:
its too embarrassing
he cant find out
oK
jongdoo:
ok ok he wont
im not a dick i swear
evilroomie:
thx for actually being decent for once
jongdoo:
thx for not trying to murder me for once
evilroomie:
im still thinking of more ways dw
jongdoo:
literally everyone is terrified of u
evilroomie:
ik ^.^
jongdoo:
id love it if jongin found out where we r rlly going lol
evilroomie:
DONT U DARE
a/n: short chapter bc im a lazy hoe
sorry sorry sorry sorry
also tysm for everyone reading! we hit 1.5k i think!
im so happy i could cry
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