jongdont:
sooooooooo
did u guys fuck last night or whaa
evilroomie:
JONGDAE WHAT THE FUCK
jongdont:
oh also merry xmas eve :)
evilroomie:
WHY R U TEXTING ME BITCH
jongdont:
tbh i was going to interrogate u directly
but u literally didnt wake up when i screamed in ur ear
evilroomie:
wtf
jongdont:
u and jong2 gettin it on last night ehhhhhhhh ??? ;):););););)
evilroomie:
NO
WHY
WTF
jongdont:
i came into ur room and u guys are all like cuddlin and sleepin and shit and wth i got suspicious ok
evilroomie:
we
did
nOT
FUCK
evilroomie:
wE
ARE
JUST
FRIENDS
jongdont:
just checking ;)
hes litro in da kitchen rn btw
evilroomie:
in the kitchen
oh my god
what is he doing
jongdont:
umnhmmm
cooking ??
evilroomie:
obviously
cooking what
jongdont:
idk it all looks like a bit of a mess to me
evilroomie:
whats the time
jongdont:
um it should be right at the top of ur screen m8
evilroomie:
too lazy to move my eyes
jongdont:
d00d u r fAT AF
evilroomie:
thats offensive
jongdont:
anyways come control ur bf
hes covered the whole kitchen in flour already
and junmyeons picking us up in like 2hrs
evilroomie:
OH NO HE DIDNT
jongdont:
omg cOUPLE FIGHT
evilroomie:
shut up jongdae or i'll wring your neck and even minseok wont want to fuck you because you'll be dead.
jongdont:
i suddenly have to go
evilroomie:
istg kim jongin
jongdont:
kim for the win
evilroomie:
fuck off already
---
2 hours later
satansoo:
srsly
jongjong:
have i done smth wrong? why wont u talk to me???
satansoo:
well first off u burnt the fucking cHRISTMAS CAKE
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionKAISOO / ❝oOps rolled into ur DMs❞ when jongin sends a message to his best and only friend, he doesn't realise the user he's actually texting is not disloyal oh sehun but someone else entirely. however maybe the chance meeting was an act of fate. w...
