Don't Count On It

Chapter 15

A fun and lighthearted chapter. I didn't think any of our emotions, including my own, could handle anymore drama. 😙 ~Pheebs

I had recovered from my little incident and the band was on a summer tour now. It was so nice to be back in the tour bus with everyone. Except for the bathroom situation. Russel likes to take an extra hour in the morning to "do his hair." Whatever he did in that bathroom was none of my business.
Murdoc always happened to wake up in the mood to argue and with a shit to take. He and Russel would hash it out and then become friends again after both were satisfied with their time spent in the can. Noodle would usually break them up before they would even finish fighting.
"Since you and Mudz are sleepin' in the same bed now, I get ya old matress," Russel said as he laid his and my former matress side by side and sprawled out.
"Fatty," Murdoc snarled at Russel. Russel growled and Noodle told both men to shut up.
"Shuuuuush! I need sleep before tonight's show!" Murdoc exclaimed.
"Murdoc, I'm not tired," I said and turned to face him.
"OH FOR GOD'S SAKE!" Murdoc yelled and headed outside.
"Mudz, where ya goin'?" I asked.
"Hell...Actually, I'm already here!" He hollered and slammed the tour bus' door shut.
"Well. Goodnight Russel. Goodnight Noodle. See ya both tomorrow," I said after a moment of silence and shut my eyes. I could sleep. Honestly, I was just scared to. All these weird dreams I've been having lately are frightening. I guess it's just another demon I have to fight.
Just as there was some peace and quiet, Russel turned in his "Noises of the Jungle" CD so he could sleep. However, listening to hours of toucans squawking wasn't exactly relaxing. I felt like at any moment my eyes would get pecked out.
"Ah my favorite part's coming up. The whale noises," Russel sighed. I sat up quickly and rushed out of the bus.
    I looked up to see Murdoc, fast asleep on top of the bus. He was spread out like he had all the room in the world. His long skinny legs hung off the sides.
    "Ah ha ha. Thass quite noice innit," Murdoc slurred in his sleep. I didn't want to know what he was dreaming of.
    "Hey! Mudz! Murdoc! Babe. HEY!" I finally hollered.
    "Wha- wha- waOHHHH-!" Murdoc yelled as he rolled off the bus and hit the ground.
    "Hey faceache. What ya need, baby?" He asked. I was confused. Was I faceache or baby?
    "Russel has his whale noises playin and I got scared. Wanted to come sleep with you.
    "Okay. I have an idea," Murdoc grinned and grabbed my hands. We had brought the ol' Stylo with us. It was attached to the back of the bus. Murdoc unhooked it and we hopped in. He pulled out his purple leather wallet. "I only have a few thousand in here. We gotta spend it wisely," Murdoc snickered.
    I just rolled my eyes and smiled. I cuddled up to him as we sped down the busy highway. The hot summer air and the nice cool breeze gave me a sense of nostalgia. Murdoc and I had our first date around this time last year. We went to the movies. I looked up at him.
    He looked so handsome as he drove. The determined look on his face was so sexy. I kissed his cheek and then lowered my head. I unzipped his jeans with my teeth and I'm sure you all know what happened next. His whole body seemed to relax as he moaned.
    As we arrived at Wal-Mart, we held hands and walked inside together. Murdoc grabbed a tent, junk food, 2 sleeping bags, some pillows and a few movies. We paid and then headed back to the bus. We set up camp outside the bus as soon as we got back.
    "D, sneak in there and grab the TV and DVD player," Murdoc whispered. I ran inside and grabbed both, almost stepping on Russel. I made that mistake before and refused to do it again. We watched movies all night, ate a lot, and made out like teenagers. It was nice to get back to how things were in the beginning.