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"It's sad that you have more dicc in your personality than in your pants."
"You are what you eat."
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In which the playboy, Eunwoo, complicates the life of an innocent boy, Moonbin.
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Warning: contains profanity or sweari...
HEY, HOLY MOTHER OF LASAGNA, ASTRO'S LIGHTSTICK LOOKS SO GOOD. IM CRYING THIS IS JUST TOO BEAUTIFUL. LOOK AT ITTTTT.
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The past few days, Eunwoo sent a bunch of pick-up lines to Moonbin, who denied them all. Binnie absolutely did not like it. Even one bit. Here's proof:
chaeunwoof: I think I could make you very happy.
moonbintrashbin: Why? Are you leaving?
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chaeunwoof: I was wondering, where have you been all my life?
moonbintrashbin: Hiding from you.
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chaeunwoof: Wanna grab a drink this weekend?
moonbintrashbin: Actually, I rather just take the money, I'm a bit broke right now.
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chaeunwoof: I wanna be a superhero, guess my name.
moonbintrashbin: Fuckman? Playboy? Bitchboy?
chaeunwoof: I wanna be YOURMAN.
moonbintrashbin: I'm blocking you.
chaeunwoof: aww come on, don't be like that.
chaeunwoof: Did you actually?
chaeunwoof: Holy fucket, you actually did.
chaeunwoof: Well, then I have to get your number now.
chaeunwoof: Wait for me to slide in your DMs soon. *evil laughs*
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"You're fired."
"Pardon?" Moonbin asked, in shock.
"You almost burned this restaurant three times since you got here. So, you're fired. You can grab your things and go as soon as you get out of my office."
"But, sir--"
"That's all, you may leave."
Moonbin left the office, packed up his things and walked home.
Eunwoo, who was standing by the sidewalk, noticed Moonbin pass by, and ran up to him.
"Hey. Where you heading?" Eunwoo asked, walking beside Moonbin.
Moonbin stared at him and said, "I just got fired from my job so I'm heading to home to find another one in the internet."
"That's wond-- WAIT, DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS?"
"So? I'm strong, I can take care of myself."
"NO NO NO, YOU CANT. IT REALLY DANGEROUS. LIKE YOUR GONNA DIE DANGEROUS. DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS?"
"I still need to get a job, there's no other choice."
"Then, work for me! I don't want you getting hurt!"
Moonbin stopped walking and looked at Eunwoo straight in the eyes.
"Are you serious?" Moonbin questioned.
"I'm pretty sure I am. One of our workers at home just quitted yesterday, so you can take on her job if you want."
"I hate you, your face, and your ego, but I'm really needing to get a job."
Eunwoo laughed, "That's a bit harsh. So, do you want the job or not?"
Moonbin sighed, "I'll take it."
"Great! You start tomorrow, after school. Don't you dare be late."
Wow, I didn't even ask how much it paid and what was going to do, but I agreed. Am I really that desperate?, Moonbin thought.
