Sober gamzee x human reader.

Gamzee the gentlemen?

   "Lil mama's first!" Gamzee grins as he took a step back so you could step out your room. You did a little curtsy and walked out the door to your hall way. Gamzee followed as you made it to the livening room. Turning around to see Gamzee he asked again "Are you all up and  ready lil mama?"

   "Yes." Replying to Gamzee. " Well lets motherfuckin  go!" He said happily as he put his arm out to you so you could grab onto it. You did as he seemly asked and grabbed onto his hand as you too find your way to the front door. You left the tv on for (pet name) so (gender) would not get bored.

   You walked out  your door and locked it and  went back to Gamzee. He opened the car door for you. " motherfukin ladies first!" He bows in the Middle. "Thank you Gam Gam. But I hope you find a better line to say that ladies are first cause you know I am not going to fall for it again."

   He stood back up and chuckled at what you had in response. With him shutting your car door and then getting in on his side, you guys were off to your dinner/date? You still don't know ,and think Gamzee doesn't  knows either. He looks at you slightly as he says " Thanks for all up and getten lookin nice for me. An for coming on this 'date' in the first place."

   Giving him a little gentle smile you responded  "I wouldn't miss the world for this." You put your fingers between his and held his hand up. Soon his face erupted with a indigo tint to it. He put the hand that was holding onto his up to his lips and kissed it ever so slightly.  Your face had gotten so red and hot that you thought you might burn someone if they touched your face!

   Gamzee began to drive to the place he had for you too to have some fun. ( A/N and yes I'm making them able to drive cars I'm to lazy to right about walking places ok I'll go now!) Everywhere you saw a restaurant you said ' Is that it?' Or ' What about that place?' Each time you asked you earned a giggle from Gamzee.

   "Can you do me a motherfuckin  favor   Lil mama?" Gamzee asked still focused on the road. You looked at him and waited for him to ask his favor. "In the back is a cooler can you up and grab me a grape Faygo? This ride my take longer then expected..."

   You nodded and unbuckled. Carefully jumping into the back so that your dress would not show anything underneath that may interest the high blood. When you made in the back you looked on the ground to find a blue cooler just like Gamzee said. You opened it to find sobor pies, different flavored  Faygo, and a plaster dick sitting in the cooler.

   What. The. Fuck. No really what the fuck is a troll like Gam Gam doing with a dildo! " Whats up with your face lil mama?" You froze as you became to feel the burning sensation came back to your cheeks. Carefully you grabbed a grape flavored Faygo and handed it to Gam. Then you pulled out the sex toy.

   " Gamzee why do you have a human sex toy  in here?" Gam looked back and smiled and explained. " Well you see here Eridan and I were motherfuckin  up and forced to spend a day together by Nepeta to see if we were a cute ship or what ever that is"

   "That still does not answer my question Gamzee." You gave a smug face to him through the mirror. " Ok ok cool down lil mama! Don't get all up and mad at me. Eridan was given that thing from Cronus saying that if things get motherfuckin  'real' to use it. We never did though cause we were just quite and mad and we  said really
nothin. "

   " ok then Cronus we are going to have a talk." You said under your breath
( A/N don't worry that will be another story!) Gamzee took a sip of his Faygo then let out a sigh. " We're here lil mama!"

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Oh cliff hanger!! Don't hate me... so yup Cronus is a horny (haha horny) and wants Eridan and Gamzee to fuck... ok I went a lil to far. But yup thanks for reading and I hope you liked it!!!  Author chan out!