Merida: just do it. The twins will love you more.

Jack: daddy gonna pick Eugene.

Bunny: *laughs*

Eugene: *sulks* why me

Jack: well your good looking and bunny his hairy af

Bunny: turn the camera off

Jack: NO LEAVE IT ON!! OH MY GOD!!

New question! *covers camera* Hiccup it's your turn. This is from the same person. "Why did you cheat on Elsa behind her back?"

Jack: moment on silence. Put the lights on him and the camera. Zoom in his ugly pathetic face.

Hiccup: hey wait!!

Jack: well answer the question you frog.

Hiccup: I didn't mean to cheat on Elsa. When I first met Merida I instantly fell in love and I didn't want to break Elsa heart so I cheated on her.

Jack: was Merida okay with this

Merida: I felt guilty and we always talked about it but he was too chicken to do it.

Jack: YOUR GIRLFRIEND EVEN CALLED YOU THAT!!

Hiccup: fiancé

Jack: same thing but still your a frog and chicken. A chog!

Hiccup: chog?

Jack: chicken and frog! CHOG!

Jackson: CHOG!

Jack: yea!! Say uncle hiccup is a Chog

Hiccup: are you really gonna teach him stupid stuff

Jack: shhhhhhh!! Jackson say uncle hiccup is a chog

Jacob: daddy what's a chag

Jack: no it's chog

Jacob: chag

Jackson: no its chat not chag

Jack: no chOg

Jacob: Chag?

Jackson: cat?

Jack: Jackson you said it a minute ago.

Jacob: mommy *cries*

Jack: Jacob why are you crying!

Jacob: I want mommy

Jack: let's move on please *cries because his child want mommy not daddy*

The next question is the same thing as hiccup but for Merida. Why did you say yes?

Merida: well I told Elsa once about me liking hiccup but she thought I was joking. Elsa and I had a fight and I got mad and I said yes to hiccup to make her jealous but I regret everything. Elsa says she's okay and she is happy with someone new but I still feel bad.

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