Married to Frost

Chapter 30

-Wedding day-

Elsa had to wake up at 6 am to get ready. Jack had to wake up at 8:30 am.

Elsa: mom why did I have to wake up at 6

Mom: to get you prepare. Now sit straight they are doing your hair.

Anna: maybe you should make your hair curled

Elsa: bun, braid, I don't care anymore

-with Jack-

Jack: mommy why you do this

Mom: it's only 8:30

Jack: too early need sleep

Emma: mommy can I do Jack hair

Mom: how about after the wedding

Dad: hey jackass get your butt up and get ready

Jack: jackass???

Mom: Emma how about we get ready

Jack: jackass you say? Look at you, you fatass. All you do is sit and eat and sleep. You do like no work at all

Dad: Me a fatass? Your the one who plays with girls feeling and is sleeping with older women.

Jack: That's you who does that every single day. You know what I'm done. I'm not wasting my time on you. My gorgeous lips don't need to spit at you.

Jack walk upstairs to his room.

Jack: I need my favorite hoe......

-with Elsa-

Elsa: the make up is a little too much

Anna: *laughing* oh my gosh she looks like a clown

Elsa: shut up or I will hurt you

Anna: *laughing so hard that tears are coming out* I can't oh my gosh

Mom: Rita don't you think it's a little too much

Rita: I'm very sorry

Elsa: it's fine. It's too early to argue

-with Jack-

Jack: all my hoes are here

North: someone help him

Sandy: how come your still in your pjs

Jack: cause I forgot to buy a tuxedo

Everyone: *facepalm*

Bunny: how do you forget

Jack: uh if your in my life you will see

Eugene: getting arrested because he ran away from his house, has a girlfriend and a fiancé, hates his dad, wants to stay young, wants to dye his hair different color......

Jack: see so dramatic

North: you forgot about calling everyone a hoe

Sandy: why do I hang with you guys, when all you do is cuss and talk sexually about girls.

Everyone: cause you love us

Emma: Jack, north, bunbun, Flynn, Sandy, how you like my dress

A/n: to lazy to describe it, sorry. It's a white dress with flowers ok

Jack: AHHH MY BABY SISTER

Jack ran up to Emma and hugged her, rubbing there cheeks together.

Sandy: aw sister brother love

Bunny: bunbun? Emma I told you to not call me that

North: why it's cute

Bunny: see I'm not into cute. I'm into sexy

Eugene: and I'm into swag

Sandy: YALL ruin the moment

Jack: I need a tux. MOM

Mom: you don't have to yell and yes I bought a tux cause I knew you would forget

Jack: love you mommy

-with Elsa-

Anna: *laughing* oh my gosh she has nemo in her hair

Elsa: I ask for a braid not a um fish?

Hair stylist: oh yes I forgot. My bad. Maybe you should call me daddy and I will do it right

Elsa: DAD I NEED A NEW STYLIST

Dad: sir how old are you

Hair stylist: what you think

Dad: 36

Hair stylist: 35

Dad: my daughter is getting married and I don't want a pervert touching her hair so I'm getting my wife to do it.

Hair stylist: I'm better then her

Dad: nobody is better then my beautiful wife

Anna: oh my gosh old people love story

Elsa: it's beautiful

-with Jack-

Jack: I look hot

Eugene: help this man

North: let's do a petition

Bunny: finally someone said it

Jack: I thought y'all love me

Mom: Jack come on get ready the wedding starts at 12

Jack: MIDNIGHT

Mom: no in the after noon

Jack: I knew that just testing you

Dad: stop testing her I already did that

Jack: SHUT UP OLD PERVERT

-with Elsa-

Elsa: finally something perfect..

Anna: the dress or heels

Elsa: both

Mom: come on girls we gotta go

Anna: doesn't the wedding start at 12

Elsa: it's 11:30 Anna

Anna: wow make up, hair and dress takes 5 hours at a wedding

Elsa: yup

Anna: but you look fabulous

Elsa: thanks sis

And everyone headed to the wedding place.......