I want my reputation back

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A/N: Sorry about the typos that occurred in the last chapter.

This has to be some sort of joke, he's got to be kidding me, this is where I should be using the curse word but oh well I'm a Muslim.
"You seriously don't know who you're speaking with?" I asked almost furious

"Absolutely not" he said with an attitude

"You're kidding right?" I asked

"Nopp" he answered by stressing the letter p

"Did you by any chance occurred in an accident?" I asked

"Ohh not really but I kind of slipped off a bit this morning" he said with a laugh

I don't know who he's laughing with, it isn't even funny
"I mean a car accident" I stated "Like recently"

"Oh yes I was actually involved in a car accident" he replied making me sigh with relief
"But it was only a fender bender" he stated

I was hoping he had hit his head through the accident but knowing that it wasn't a serious one only made me nervous

"You still haven't told me who you are" he stated

"It's Salima" I said sadly

"Ohh! Sorry? Who's Salima?" He asked

"Oh my God! You don't know who Salima is?" I asked

"Sorry they're just too many I don't know who" he said

"Wowww! They sure is a lot of Salimas in this planet, isn't it?" I asked with exclamation

"I have no idea about what you're saying, could you just tell me who you are already" he answered annoyingly

"It's Salima from sponge Bob square pants" I said seriously

"Hehe I've never heard of the character " he said laughing

"Maybe if you watch it that often you'd find out" I said angrily

"Is she a new character?" He asked still laughing

"Yes the only character with a phone" I answered

"How did your phone survive the underwater?" He asked

"It's a secret only the people living in the bikini bottom share, I got a call order from sponge Bob and he requested I call Mahmud" I said almost very serious

"Salima I was only kidding I know it's you" he said

"Sorry can't hear you from all the bubbles in the sea, it's time to go Patrick needs me" I said

"Who is Patrick? Someone I should know about?" He asked with an attitude

"Sponge Bob's best friend duhh" I answered

"Salima listen I'm sorry I didn't call" he said slowly "You should know that it wasn't my fault, I hope you know it was for health"

"I'm not obese! Goddd! I'm not even fat" I stated

"You need to exercise, if my friends sees you like that...don't you get? My reputation is at stake" he said

Ohh wow! All of a sudden my health has turned to your friend

I just want you to look presentable

Is this some weight lecture? I should add that to my course of study

"I mean do you only stare at your face in the mirror, you should look at your body too" he said disgusted

Can someone help find a little bit of pride for me? And a mouth filter too

"Well, well, well, all of a sudden someone is feeling like one handsome dude" I said, finding the best way to roast him

"I'm not feeling like one I am one,have you seen my body? I've got six packs" he said

"What makes you think that it's okay to have abs and packs with an ugly face?" I asked not waiting for a response "You know I can lose all the weight if I want but what are you going to do with your face? Surgery? No amount of surgery can fix that. I think you're the one that needs help with a mirror because I don't think you've ever owned one in your life because my dear if you know what you look like you wouldn't be judging. You want me to be your little Barbie? Long wavy hair, fake lashes, caked up face, high heels, tiny waist, skinny? Sorry I can't deal with such amount of fakeness. You want a skinny girl? They're thousands of them out there but this Nana isn't going to strive at being anorexic for you, don't bother calling because you'd be blocked" I declared

"Whoa! Calm down bitch ain't nobody going to call your fat ass" he said

Oh he didn't just called me a bitch, I should call his mom the bitch but my Mom raised me well

"I hope you die and the gates of Paradise gets locked" I said angrily knowing my eyes are getting wet, he only laughed and I hanged up

"That was a bit harsh young lady" Mom said across my bed

"Mom... I didn't notice your presence, how long have you been here?" I asked trying to hide my tears which was now rolling down my cheeks. Mom sat beside me placing my head on her chest

"As long as your phone conversation, you did the right thing but you shouldn't have called him ugly, no one is. You are way more beautiful than you can imagine and you deserve the best because you are a queen" Mom said wiping my tears

"Awwn thanks mom, why does your last statement sounds familiar?" I asked

"How?"

"I've heard it before, ohh hey that's a song by Meghan Trainor 'I deserve better', do you listen to music now?"

"Noo, it's a sin" mom stated

"Then how do you know about the lyrics?" I asked and mom only shrugged

"Do you smell something?" Mom asked sniffing the air

"I swear I had my shower" I said crossing my chest

"Not that" Mom said

"Ohh I changed my perfume" I said with a smile making Mom sigh "What? You don't like it?" I asked sadly
"I didn't steal the last slice of cake"

"Then what are those crumbs on the carpet?" Mom asked

"Okayy you got me" I said smiling

"It smells like something is burning" Mom said again

"What could be possibly burning?" I asked no one in particular

"THE FOOD!!" We said in unison



Two chapters in two days...*phew* man was that tough. I love y'all

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