Wednesdays with Humphrey

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Prisoner A was fairly certain the deity was on his side when he proclaimed that if it weren't for Muslims there would have been no need for him to stab them

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Prisoner A was fairly certain the deity was on his side when he proclaimed that if it weren't for Muslims there would have been no need for him to stab them.

Prisoner B was just as sure the deity agreed with his determination that blowing himself up along with several random children was the best course of action all things considered.

Prisoner C argued that killing people who killed unborn babies was the only reasonable thing for a person of conscience to do.

Prisoner D held out for the position that anyone who did anything not according to a particular set of rules was bound to suffer extreme torments for eternity, which is a rather long period of time.

Prisoner E preferred to shout and hit people with bats rather than aim and shoot quietly.

Prisoner F stole some earbuds from the pharmacy.

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