I used to think the flowers were pretty. Now I just think they're showing off their ass to bugs. I don't know anyone who likes bugs. No, I take that back, I do know someone who likes bugs. But that doesn't matter. Because all the bugs are going away. I heard that someone played a flute once and the bugs went away or maybe it was snakes or rats. Anyway, I don't like flutes. I think they're for cows. I know what I'm talking about. I knew a cow once. Another thing I learned is that people who think the Earth is flat think that Antarctica surrounds the whole thing and somehow keeps you from falling off the edges. It makes sense when you think about it. I mean, it makes sense that people who believe in stupid things have stupid things they believe in.
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