I never needed you like I do right now.
I never hated you like I do right now.
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"Hello, this is Starbucks."
"You got it right this time."
"Do I know you?"
"Yeah, of course you do. I'm that girly-voice guy, remember?"
"Oh yeah. Sorry, I have the memory of a goldfish."
"Yeah, you sound like you have the memory of a goldfish."
"How does someone sound like that?"
"I dunno, someone with an edgy personality that can cut off anyone—"
"What's your order, Mr. Nosy."
"So you do remember me!"
"You sound very enthusiastic. Oh, wait . . . crap, no. Okay, pretend like we're in a very in-depth conversation about your order."
"Um, what—"
"So, you want some sprinkles or spinkles-less?"
"Can you atleast explain what's going on?"
"This really creepy guy is staring right at me. I'm supposed to take his order after I take yours so please pretend like our conversation is related to the subject."
"The people on your side can't hear me, genius."
"Oh yeah. So I just have to do the talking?"
"Yeah, whatevs. I want a coffeeless caramel frappuccino. And please do not but black coffee this time. It tasted absolutely horrible."
"Of course, no black coffee. No coffee whatsoever."
"Okay, is the creepy dude still staring at you?"
"He's not, but I'm bored and my boss is trying to give me work so please go ahead and eat your head off."
"What does eating your head off have to do with stalling time."
"Shut up."
"Plus, eating someone's head off is a Ron-only kind of skill."
"Ron Weasley?"
"Ronald Bilius Weasley."
"You're a Gryffindor?"
"Do I sound like one?"
"No, you sound like . . . a Gryffindor."
"Okay, is there a difference between Gryffindor and Gryffindor?"
"Nevermind, you're Slytherin. Definitely Slytherin."
"Congrats! You've gotten it correct! And I can just feel like you're a Slytherin as well."
"Yeah, congrats!"
"Oh, I thought this was going to be one of those cliche love stories about how opposites attract. Glad to be found as a fellow Slytherin."
"You read too many stories on Wattpad."
"How do you know? Bet you're that person that comments on my comments."
"Bet me anything, big boy. But your order's coming soon."
"Bye bye, Slytherin."
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COFFEELESS CARAMEL FRAPPUCCINO
Short Story❝ Hello, this is . . . um, oh yeah, Starbucks. Now tell me your order before I get annoyed. ❞ ❝ Uh, I'm pretty sure that's not how you greet a customer. ❞ Started - [ June 02 ] Finished...
