COFFEELESS CARAMEL FRAPPUCCINO

01

They told you everything was waiting for you. 

They told you everything was set in stone.  

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"Hello, this is . . . um, oh yeah, Starbucks. Now tell me your order before I get annoyed." 

"Uh, I'm pretty sure that's not how you greet a customer." 

"I started working like an hour ago, so cut me some slack." 

"Uh huh." 

"Is that sarcasm or is that just the way your voice sounds?" 

"I'm also pretty sure that's not what you ask a customer." 

"Hey, my mama told me to follow my dreams, which is saying what's on my mind. I can't help it so better deal with it, hon. Now give me your order."

"Coffeeless caramel frappuccino." 

"Coffeeless? The drink tastes like a bundle of cream without coffee." 

"Uh, I don't care?" 

"I'm putting black coffee in it, don't worry." 

" . . . let me guess, you have ADHD or—"  

"Do you want napkins?" 

"Yeah, I guess. Wait did you just cut me—" 

"If I haven't known better, I would've swore you're a guy. Your voice is always dipped in sarcasm." 

"I'm a guy." 

" . . . okay, I've never met a guy whose voice sounds like that. My bad." 

"And you know a girl like that?" 

"Yeah, me." 

"You're a girl? I thought you were a guy. Just the way you cut off everyone's—"

"Your orders on your way, big boy." 

"Did you just—"

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