Justin: rip this chat
Ariana: lol bout to go leave
Kendall: we're all so busy I wish we talked more
Justin: I mean I'm not that busy I just don't like y'all
Kylie: 🙃🙃 justin always playing
Justin: only really like rihanna beyoncé za and ariana idk the rest of y'all
Zayn: what about me
Justin: no one asked ur alllivesmatter ass
Zayn: bitch you didn't even say shit about blm who are you foolin!
Justin: I don't really fuck with social media but I mean tbh black people has always deserved better
Zendaya: suddenly justin is attractive again
Rihanna: legendary
Drake: I fwi jb
Rihanna: did anyone ask for your opinion Aubrey? Bitch sit down
Kylie: be humble
Kendall: *beat drops*
Ariana: broooo we gotta talk about justin fucked up the charts
Ariana: he really ain't letting anyone go #1
Selena: white privilege
Rihanna: isn't the number one song rn a Spanish song
Rihanna: hm
Rihanna: u can't cry about justin when you just dropped the worst song of 2017
Ariana: there's so much drama rn
Justin: anyways y'all should go buy harry and mileys new music
Justin: I'm just tired of being legendary
Selena: you get more annoying every day
Justin: sorry I can't help it that a song that I remixed for fun is charting higher than a single that you hyped up for 2 weeks sucks to suck sel!
Kendall: omg sassy Justin is back
Ariana: ahhhh the gangs all here tho this was nice :(
Justin: why are u frowning baby
Ariana: bc we gotta end this we come on like once a year
Selena: so do we all just leave at once
Ariana: nah like make up some corny shit that you really don't mean and THEN leave
Kendall: sounds legit
Trey: aight well I'll go first since I never really talked. Most of y'all a bunch of weirdos and I hope I never see you again but yeah justin bey rih hit me up for a collab
Trey left
Odell: well I really only knew like five people in here but you guys are okay I guess bye
Odell left
Jay-Z: don't like any of y'all but bey said it would be mean if I left earlier so
Jay-Z left
Chris: yall lame but it's whatever
Chris left
Zendaya: yall are all so iconic bless up that I got to see the weird shit y'all say
Zendaya left
Khalil: talked like once. kinda boring
Khalil left
Sean: go buy my album bitches
Sean left
Miley: don't like most of y'all but go buy my new song (and smoke some weed you stiffs)
Miley left
Demi: this was a fun chat I'll miss y'all
Demi left
Drake: y'all dope even u rih can't wait to get back together next year
Drake left
Beyonce: most of the people in this chat were were Justin's ex girlfriends or his lame friends. all of y'all were irrelevant but ariana justin and rihanna were cool ttyl later
Beyonce left
Rihanna: most of y'all sucked a lot especially this dick
Rihanna left
Za: truthfully I won't miss y'all because I'll probably end up seeing y'all later so bye
Za left
Zayn: it's hard being the most attractive male in this chat next to the pretty white boy over there and most of you were the worst so bye my lesser individuals
Zayn left
Hailey: yall called me a duck everyday but it's ok cuz we all got roasted see y'all soon
Hailey left
Kylie: my phone keeps going off so bye I'm gonna go suck travis off
Kylie left
Kendall: ill miss u bestieeeeeeeeeeeees <3
Kendall left
Selena: we've all hurt each other but at the end of the day I love you guys (even you justin) and I hope that we all stay in touch OH AND BUY BAD LIAR ON ITUNES SINCE JUSTINS BLOCKING ME FROM NUMBER ONE!
Selena left
Ariana: well since it's just us two I'll say whatever justin you've always been there for me and im glad that we've remained friends throughout everything i love you we're both in a weird place but I want you to know that I won't miss you because I'll bet as soon as I leave you'll send me another dick pic 😂 but it's okay because you're you and I'm excited to see what the future holds for us
Ariana left
Justin: I love you ari
Justin left
fin.
=
yes incase you're wondering this whole book
was an elusive plot to promote miley cyrus's song
"23" 😤😤😤
kidding! well I hope you guys enjoyed the book and
I may start something else this summer bye !
(ps I've been getting a few messages
about translations and I will allow it
if you message me beforehand)
