xxv. kevin keller

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texting

kevin kIller
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ey y/n let's create a new hashtag

okay
#dicksoutforkevin

kevin kIller
#bigdicksoutforkevin

#gianormousdicksoutforkevin

kevin kIller
#897inchdicksoutforkevin

oh wow

kevin kIller
Sorry

it's okay kev
Why are you even apologising?

kevin kIller
Because 879 inches is tiny

oh lord

kevin kIller
i'm joking

good i was about to book you in for an appointment

kevin kIller
879 is so small it's non existent, it needs to be like 48278 inches

stop
Stop
Stop
i hate -insert person you hate- so much

kevin kIller
Let's go kill them

okayyy

kevin kIller
once we kill them we need to dispose of the knife

yess
does joaquin know about this side of you?

kevin kIller
no. No one does but you
then feed the body to the dogs

fuck
No
That's cruel

kevin kIller
then go feed the body to the fish

you're real cruel

kevin kIller
Good thing I'm joking

yeah good

kevin kIller
Feed the body to the cats instead
hehe
seen

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a/n

help, i'm running out of ideas. btw i have chapters made already for the requests and i've numbered them, this was mwant to be a request but i lost the comment so yeah i'm replacing them all with random shitty chapters

sincerely yours, liz

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