*ring da ring ring a ling a ring*
"hol up beby, sum 1 caling me, dis gona haf 2 weit." i luk @ my fone and is unown #. das sum kreepy ass shet reit der. kermy wus mad, idk y. i meen i wus only gunna go & meat up w herry fur a lil bit of sum 1D dik.
"i jus wunna kno if u gunna go meat up wit herry, cz i wunted 2 cum 2." oh sheet. relly?
*ring da ring ring ring MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN FUCKING RING BITCH PICK UP UR FUCKING PHONE ITS FUCKING IMPORTANT YOU STUPID LITTLE RAT*
"omfg" i roll mai i's, dey almos fel out me hed. i pik up fone, i put it in me ear. literully, i got sum heering prublems.
"que?" i say
"surry i dunt speek tortilla, is dis de reit #?" i heer sum1 sey, my dood, it sunded su faumiliar.
"do u speek englich?" i axe.
"yuh"
"ok?"
"ok"
"u da 1 who call me whatchu want b0i" kermy obvy wunted sum of dis pu$$y rn cuz he wus liek caresing mai boooobis.
"oh reit, tel kermet 2 stup men hendling ur non-existeng tiddies and lisen 2 meh."
"he say 2 stup inahpropiatleh tuching me. idk y" kermy taik his hend off. it maid me sed bc he no tuch me liek det in long tiem, liek 2 day ago.
"ok, im jOshUa"
"ok"
"ok"
"ok"
"ok"
"BITCH GET TO THE FUCKING POINT"
"oh suryy, em a preest." he say.
yes becus i car dat u r preest, mothafucka do i luuk liek i goddamn giv dos fuqs. liek no , stahp , kys-
"i rape geby"
ohhhhhhhhh, ok c now issa moar interisting.
"bruuuhhhhhh, u a repist man" i poot him on deh speeker so kermy culd heer.
"yeh, i haf her rait hear, u shuld cum & get her... cum alone. ur els." bitch , wyd
"ur els wut bro" i test him.
"ur els, i slit her throat and i feed her to the church dogs and then ill slit the church dogs throats and ill deliver them to your house and make the chorus group shove them down you and your amphibians throat." hes a noice gui.
"kay den dam, i WONT taik kermy wit me." i winky at kermy, so he cash mai driff.
"k juss cum 2 cherch" he heng up.
omfg geby, deh sheet i do 4 u.
"gu ur salf bish, i no geting kild ober dere. tf" this little amphibian.
"Nibba aight i go maiself tf, poosy" shud i poot pents on? neh, i dunt feal liek it. i leev kermy sum doge foud in his fevrit doge boul + wutr. he cum & he lik wutr frum boul, den i go 2 his kar bc i dunt wunna taik main, jus in case dis preest wreks main, i aint taikin no chanses. it wus -2 dalors.
"tern @ 69 nibba street and u haf arraivd @ ur destinitian." i trow mai fone out deh wendow bc i dunt liek it wen ppl tel me wut 2 do. i wak up 2 deh cherch & i heer geby screem,
"yEs dEdddYY" mkay. i cum hear 2 saiv dis bih and she ovr hear fuqing sum dood. i open deh doooooors liek dey do in dem telenovelas and i c zEIn shoveing a mop up hur poosy, b4 sum 1 blaindfold me i c her sqwert all over a buket. it no hert me det it wus zEIn cz dat niBBA alweys preferd kErmy ober mE so is liek wtV dood.
"halo, u wunna un-bleindfuld me ? " i culd feel sum 1s greesy fat chubby sausage fingers tuching mai fais and i no liek it, i thot it wus reAchEl @ first bet then i wus liek, nah. dey taik mai bleindfuld of aftur dey led me 2 sum plase.
and it wus hERRY.
"WTF BBY" i yell den i lik his lushius lipz. he lik mai heir. den dis niBBa Morfed into sum fat greesy tako.
"damn bih u dum af, i aint herry"
"u fat & greesy my nibba"
"good cz imma sniff yo poosy bihtch" he reech his fat greesy fingurs 2 mai tows but b4 he culd suk on dem sum 1 punch him in his ass, and it wus.....
tO bE cOntInuED......,.,.,.,.,m.,,,,.,,.,..,.,.,.,
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