Kermit the frog ~ A love story

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ME und Keermit buth go to zEIn hous, we wunt 2 tail him bout us d8 him. it goin to bi gr8. Me and Keermit go draiv to zEIn hous and I go to dour and I nok dour, it taik zEIn wile to anser but he anser,

"Herro" He anseer,

"zEIn, can u pls d8 us." Krermit say.

"Gais I <3 u both pero I have parti rait know if u no wut I meen,, huehuehuehuehue" He wink and he laf. I tink he meen orgy but mabe issa party 4 kewl kids xDDDDD.

"cAN We Cum?" Keermit ask,

"In" I currect him, bc is supost to b cAN We Cum In, gawd. Is lik ppl dount kare bout speling and gramar no mour, geesus.

"Ya" he nod his sexc green hed and I wunt to fuq him rait there.

"Yu luuk hawt rn" I say in his "eer" bc he dount haf one so is like, were am I supost to whisper it to????

"Lissen gais, u wunt to cum in? is ok but I haf celebs in hear, and miZ piggers. " cringEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

"Ew" I say bc that stupid fat cunt pisses me off all of the fucking time with her irrelevant ass, like godamn bitch stay in your own fucking lane you stupid fat bitch, I eat fat whores like you for breakfast so stay In ur lane and I wont have to fucking make chorizo and chicharon out of you.

"I now, she jus chow up frum out of nower. but plehs com in" zEIn open dour and first ting dat I c is nemo. nemo suking the pufferfich frum nemos' dick. I waz lik ok, I taik off my chirt and I throws it @ mizz piggeh bc shes fat and she looks like a coat hanger, simple mistake, its not like I hate her or anything. I go to kichen w keermit,

"i go be bak, I gon' to uze batroom to frechen up, mkayys???"

"Mkay" I turn round and I c my big booty bitches,

"ermahgerd xDDDDD, is rechel, geby and katerin." we laf bc we fuqing can.

"Omaiga lissen bish, I hav to go to batroom but I b bak." Rechel sais. Is funni cz I tought only 1 batroom and keermit went to it, but I gess dere 2 bc rechel went 2 1 2. I chake dese toughts out mai brain and I tak to geby and katerin.

"so who u fuq?" I axe katerin and geby.

"i suked herrys dik" Geby speks, she claps and jumps, tf....

"stahp, geby, dis is y Oscar broke up wit u bc ur mentaly fuqing retarted." I wus gonna sai mur but ten I hear cuming frum up da stairrs,

"OH YA DADDY FUCK ME HARDER YOUB FUCKING FROG, OH YEAH UP THE BUTT YOU KNOW THAT WHERE I LIKE IT THE FUCKING BEST, OH YEAH TELL ME IM BETTER THAN THAT FUCKING WHORE TELL ME THAT MY ASSHOLES TIGHTER THAN HER SMALL LITTLE ASS. YAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAA" omaiga, dat is rechel, bet wit who?

"omg omg omg omg om gomg omg omg omg mo gom gom gom gomg no no no no no no no no no no no no no It no feel rait, GET OFF OF ME YOU PHAT WHORE." (uplarrysass) omaiaga, I can no belebe it, I ran up steirs 2 c if it wus tru, but wen I go up I c dat rechel is treing to jump bak on Keermits dik.

"Omaiga rechel, I furgiv u bcu r mai frend, but Keermit how u do dis to me, to me and zEIn, we <3 u." I say dis and zEIn cum run up steirs, creing bc he kno dat keermit wus fuqing sumone else den us. rechel leebs. is jest me Keermit and zEIn. I taik mai pents off, and mai bra and my underwear, dey still had caca on dem but I jest put dem to da said. Keermit wus covring his faice wit his littel poopet handz, but zEIn laik wut he c.

"Taik ur undervears off zEIn, and Keermit. If u wunt our forgivnes u haf 2 fuq us hrd." I wus serius, I ned sum dik rel quik 2day. bc 1 of mai bfbhbfe(big fat booty hoe bitch for ever) jest fuqd my amphibian. I gut duwn of all 4's and spred my legs laik peenut budder and yelly , wuldnt b da 1'st taim, ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

I feel sum1 slam deir dik insaid me and it wus nais. it was zEIn, I wunted it 2 b kEERMIT but I wus heppy bc Keermit wus shuving his dik inside of zEIns butthole, it was laik a centipeade and it wus hawt. zEIn wus slaming his hurd cok insaid me relly haurd and he wus lefting mai leigs up in da prosess, I poot my fingres in my pussi so I can maik shur it do nt braik.

"Swish" zEIn pull out and Keermit sturted to fuq me haurd, but den sumthing hapen, sumting I nevr tought dat wuld hapen ever...

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TO BE CONTINUED....