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Niall: we're getting the band back together!

Luke: REALLY??!!???

Niall: no mate just wondering who's on right now

Zayn: its been a year 

Liam: lads how have u been??

Zayn: oh so now u care how we feel??? 

Liam: zayn....

Zayn: No! You went on and had a BABY 

Liam: WELL EXCUSE ME FOR WANTING A CHILD

Zayn: WE COULD'VE ADOPTED 

Liam: she's the surrogate 

Zayn: yeah but you tell me AFTER YOU KNOCKED HER UP

Harry: just stop your crying it'll be alright

Luke: did u just quote your own song???

Harry: ..............

Calum: heyyy. dude why'd u name your kid BEAR

Michael: like why after an animal?? that eats fish then turns into a human

Luke: are u referring to the brother bear movie?

Michael: duh

Ashton: I like it............................. :/

Liam: Its my baby! I can name him DRAGON if I wanted to

Louis: zayn wouldn't allow it

Zayn: LIKE ZAYN KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING

Louis: c'mon mate Liam just wanted a kid

Zayn: with a woman I didn't approve of!

Ashton: speaking of kids when was the last time you saw Freddie Louis?

Louis: well........

Ashton: never mind

Harry: guys whos seeing me on tour???

Louis: baby you know i'll be there in the front row

Louis: my mum would've been proud of you 

Harry: I know Lou, it still pains me she's gone

Calum: she's in heaven resting peacefully

Liam: unlike me bc Zayn keeps yapping at me

Zayn: omg can we not

Liam: oh so now I'm bothering you??!

Niall: has anyone seen Harrys video ?

Luke: DUH LIKE 6 TIMES

Harry: :-)

Luke: still waiting for Liams music tho . hurry up 

Liam: I haven't even titled the album yet

Zayn: call it "I'm an idiot for naming my son Bear"

Niall: HAHAHAHHAH

Liam: its too long

Ashton: wow

Justin: ayo fam waassssupp

Niall: babyyy

Justin: niniiii

Ashton: JB i'm loving the new track you did w DJ Khaled

Justin: aw thanks man, it was so much fun shooting the video

Calum: a lot of ass

Michael: shut up 

Calum: what? just an observation.....

Ashton: I have a better ass then any of those girls

Calum: FACTS

Justin: anyywayyy.....I wanted to ask Zayn what it was like working with PARTYNEXTDOOR bc I really want my next single to be with them

Zayn: well they asked me so I didn't really do much.....

Justin: oh. so i'll wait then

Zayn: I'll put in a good word for you

Justin: thank you! that would be awesome

Niall: slow hands

Louis: not now

Niall: seriously? you're song was a hit why cant mine be?

Michael: it was dedicated to his dead mum that's why it was a hit

Luke: damn mikey don't hold back

Michael: what? I'm not wrong

Louis: ugh you're all idiots

Louis: we don't even have a legit video for This Town yet Niall

Niall: there's a lyric video

Luke: I didn't like it

Niall: wow I thought you were my #1 fan

Luke: only on Mondays. I go by each day. Monday I'm a Niall girl. Tuesday (which is today) a Louis girl. Wednesday a Zayn girl. Thursday a Liam girl. and Friday a Harry girl.

Michael: wow Luke you did math

Luke: only happens once a yaer 

Calum: *year

Luke: I said I was doing math Calcium 

Calum: wow get me the fuck outta this band 




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