Niall: we're getting the band back together!
Luke: REALLY??!!???
Niall: no mate just wondering who's on right now
Zayn: its been a year
Liam: lads how have u been??
Zayn: oh so now u care how we feel???
Liam: zayn....
Zayn: No! You went on and had a BABY
Liam: WELL EXCUSE ME FOR WANTING A CHILD
Zayn: WE COULD'VE ADOPTED
Liam: she's the surrogate
Zayn: yeah but you tell me AFTER YOU KNOCKED HER UP
Harry: just stop your crying it'll be alright
Luke: did u just quote your own song???
Harry: ..............
Calum: heyyy. dude why'd u name your kid BEAR
Michael: like why after an animal?? that eats fish then turns into a human
Luke: are u referring to the brother bear movie?
Michael: duh
Ashton: I like it............................. :/
Liam: Its my baby! I can name him DRAGON if I wanted to
Louis: zayn wouldn't allow it
Zayn: LIKE ZAYN KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING
Louis: c'mon mate Liam just wanted a kid
Zayn: with a woman I didn't approve of!
Ashton: speaking of kids when was the last time you saw Freddie Louis?
Louis: well........
Ashton: never mind
Harry: guys whos seeing me on tour???
Louis: baby you know i'll be there in the front row
Louis: my mum would've been proud of you
Harry: I know Lou, it still pains me she's gone
Calum: she's in heaven resting peacefully
Liam: unlike me bc Zayn keeps yapping at me
Zayn: omg can we not
Liam: oh so now I'm bothering you??!
Niall: has anyone seen Harrys video ?
Luke: DUH LIKE 6 TIMES
Harry: :-)
Luke: still waiting for Liams music tho . hurry up
Liam: I haven't even titled the album yet
Zayn: call it "I'm an idiot for naming my son Bear"
Niall: HAHAHAHHAH
Liam: its too long
Ashton: wow
Justin: ayo fam waassssupp
Niall: babyyy
Justin: niniiii
Ashton: JB i'm loving the new track you did w DJ Khaled
Justin: aw thanks man, it was so much fun shooting the video
Calum: a lot of ass
Michael: shut up
Calum: what? just an observation.....
Ashton: I have a better ass then any of those girls
Calum: FACTS
Justin: anyywayyy.....I wanted to ask Zayn what it was like working with PARTYNEXTDOOR bc I really want my next single to be with them
Zayn: well they asked me so I didn't really do much.....
Justin: oh. so i'll wait then
Zayn: I'll put in a good word for you
Justin: thank you! that would be awesome
Niall: slow hands
Louis: not now
Niall: seriously? you're song was a hit why cant mine be?
Michael: it was dedicated to his dead mum that's why it was a hit
Luke: damn mikey don't hold back
Michael: what? I'm not wrong
Louis: ugh you're all idiots
Louis: we don't even have a legit video for This Town yet Niall
Niall: there's a lyric video
Luke: I didn't like it
Niall: wow I thought you were my #1 fan
Luke: only on Mondays. I go by each day. Monday I'm a Niall girl. Tuesday (which is today) a Louis girl. Wednesday a Zayn girl. Thursday a Liam girl. and Friday a Harry girl.
Michael: wow Luke you did math
Luke: only happens once a yaer
Calum: *year
Luke: I said I was doing math Calcium
Calum: wow get me the fuck outta this band
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1D & 5SOS group chat ft Justin Bieber
RandomA collection of group chats sent between One Direction, 5 Seconds of Summer, and Justin Bieber. Mild language boyxboy Enjoy! -A (not PLL that's just the first letter of my name)