Double update omg
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Harry: LOUEH
Louis: OI OI
Niall: stop being cute and help me cook
Louis: you. Cook????
Niall: yes! Its Justin and I's anniversary
Louis: how long has it been?
Niall: 4 years
Zayn: BUY FOUR ON ITUNES
Liam: BUY PILLOWTALK ON ITUNES
Luke: gross you guys promoting each other
Michael: BUY SOUNDS GOOD FEELS GOOD ON ITUNES
Louis: more like Cry More and Cry Even More on iTunes because damn I was emotional after the upbeat songs were done
Harry: Broken Home was the worst like you could've given a warning to the human population
Michael: oops?
Louis: oh hell no that's our thing bitch
Harry: calm down Lou
Louis: sorry I'm just tired and Niall keeps emailing me cooking recipes
Harry: you know I used to work in a bakery so I may-
Ashton: ITS FOR COOKING HARRY YOU MADE PIES AND SHIT NOT STEAK AND POTATOES
Calum: ash what's up?
Ashton: nothing
Calum: you sure?
Ashton: yeah
Niall: I GOT IT! IM GOING TO MAKE CHICKEN-
Luke: STUFFED WITH MOZZARELLA CHEESE WRAPPED IN PARMA HAM WITH HOMEMADE MASH
Niall: uh no
Luke: dammit
Niall: I'm going to make him chicken Alfredo with steamed vegetables
Louis: gross vegetables
Niall: Justin's a very healthy person which explains why he's never tired after we-
Harry: OK OK THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE
Luke: if you're talking about me kindly shove a stick up ur arse
Louis: LMFAO
Harry:I rather have Louis stick up my arse
Michael: WE'RE JUST SWIMMING AROUND IN OUR GLASSES TALKING OUT OF OUR ASSES LIKE WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT YEAH YEAHHHHH
Harry: HEYYYY I SEE YOU MIKEY
Michael: I've been holding that in for while I saved it as a template
Luke: HAHAHA
AFTER NIALL AND JUSTINS DINNER
Niall: JUSTIN LOVED THE DINNER THANKS FOR HELPING LARRY
Louis: you're very welcome
Harry: all you did was taste the food Lou
Louis: hey! I played a very important role
Justin: thanks for the great dinner babe I can't wait for my other gift
Niall: .....
Justin: OH SHIT I JUST SENT THAT TO THE GROUP FML
Louis: ok well I'm just going to put Freddie to bed
Harry: I'll be there in 5!
Luke: I love my band family
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AYO I JUST WANT TO SAY ILL BE SINGLE THIS VALENTINES
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1D & 5SOS group chat ft Justin Bieber
RandomA collection of group chats sent between One Direction, 5 Seconds of Summer, and Justin Bieber. Mild language boyxboy Enjoy! -A (not PLL that's just the first letter of my name)
