Zayn: hot diggity damn
Michael: hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog
Luke: its the mickey mouse clubhouse
Niall: CUM inside its fun inside hahahahaha
Harry: I'm calling Muara
Niall: NO
Luke: oh shit he's calling the queen
Michael: I thought Liz was queen?
Harry: she is
Louis: all our mums are queens
Zayn: have u guys seen Li?
Harry: he isn't with you?
Zayn: no
Liam: hello
Zayn: babe!
Liam: zaynie
Luke: gross
Liam: where's cashton?
Michael: excuse me?
Niall: let me break it down
Niall: Calum+Ashton= cashton
Michael: ohhh yeah idk where they are
Harry: Calum told me they were going out
Niall: on a date?!?
Harry: no
Niall: well I don't care then if my otp ain't happenin then I'm out
Luke: I thought your otp was Lashton?
Niall: it changes
Zayn: anyway can we talk about how hot Liam looks on the mag cover or??
Harry: WORD I WAS LIKE DAYUM LIMA BEAN
Harry: THEN I WAS LIKE NAH WHEN LIAM MENTIONED BRIANA JUNGLEWORMS LIKE DAFUQ?!?
Liam: management are assholes and we both know it H. Larry is real
Niall: yasss bisshh
Calum: hey mates
Luke: Cally where u been?
Ashton: we went out
Niall: ON A-
Ashton: we brought lunch
Niall: oh......
Ashton: so what are we talking about?
Zayn: liams magazine cover
Ashton: that cover had me feeling a type of way
Zayn: stay in ur lane Irwin
Calum: anyway we brought Nandos
Niall: you get me
Louis: you know what I want right now?
Liam: Harry
Louis: besides that
Harry: Lou!
Louis: I would like chicken, stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped with Parma ham with some homemade mash
Michael: why must we bring this up again??
Luke: what I wanna know is wtf a chonce is?
Niall: let it go
Harry: let it go let it too
Calum: Demi's version was better tho
Ashton: agreed she's queen
Luke: *whispers* dont tell your mother
Ashton: Lmao
Niall: so a are we going to keep chatting or eat?????
Harry: let's eat I'm starving
Louis: Harry eats funny its cute
Luke: I think its weird how he has his tongue out like wtf
Ashton: everyone's different Luke
Calum: I can't stand the way Mikey eats though
Michael: here we go with the chips thing
Calum: its disgusting
Niall: shut up and eat peasants!
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