Michaelangelo: LUKE QUITE BLASTING MUSIC IN THE SHOWER IM TRYING TO SLEEP!!
Lucas: FUCK NO THIS IS MY TIME TO MYSELF! ILL BLAST ARIANA WHEN I WANT TO
Calum: We don't need to keep hearing Side to Side on repeat
Lucas: dats my shit
Harold: Finally our stupid nicknames are gone
Nigel: well...
Ash: Shut up Nigel lol
Nigel: -_-
Calum: haha now you have the Asian smiley 😂
Harold: So what's up w you guys?
Ash: well last night I gave Calum a blow job
Calum: ASHTON!
Ash: yeah he said that a lot too
Louis: WTF AM I READING RN
Michaelangelo: smut
Harold: wouldn't be the first time
Louis: HARRY!
Justin: JUSTIN!
Louis: very funny
Liam: guyssss I'm throwing a party at my place and you're all invited
Harold: except me
Liam: right 😣
Harold: did you get our gift in the mail yet?
Zayn: I'm opening it right now
Louis: 😏
Zayn: that face is not comforting
Liam: LOUIS WTF IS THIS?!?
Louis: I meaaannn you guys shouldn't be surprised
Calum: what is it??
Lucas: I bet its a dildo
Michaelangelo: butt plug?
Ash: ok chill
Ash: it's obviously a blow up doll
Liam: you're all wrong you sick fucks!
Zayn: ITS A TOASTER!
Louis: but its a good toaster! It has 8 openings!! IMAGINE ALL THE WAFFLES YOU COULD EAT!
Calum: wow you really outdid yourself Louis
Harold: well I got them something better!
Liam: an apron with Zayns face on it
Harold: your welcome! I had to pretend to be a fan to get it
Lucas: why?
Harold: because bitches be crazy
Michaelangelo: lmfaoo
Michaelangelo: HARRY I MISS U
Calum: woah where'd that come from
Michaelangelo: sorry I just do. Listening to Made In the A.M. isn't really helpful. I cry during every song
Lucas: me AF
Calum: I think you guys should come back
Louis: WE ARE JUST NOT RIGHT NOW
Justin: I agree. You guys should come back already
Ash: who r u to judge? Leaving Instagram
Justin: Y'ALL ARE ACTING LIKE IM DEAD
Nigel: HOW DID WE END UP HERE?
Lucas: AYEEEEE WADDUP SONG REFERENCE
Lucas: who sings that song?
Nigel: R u fucking kidding me?
Michaelangelo: he's not . THATS OUR SONG LUKE
Lucas: riiiight
Ash: what's for dinner I'm hungry AF
Nigel: I was going to order Chinese if anyone wants
Lucas: when do I not want food that's the question
Michaelangelo: answer: never
Lucas: this is why I love Michael
Michaelangelo: YOU LOVE ME?
Calum: OMG I wasn't ready
Calum: Luke never shares his feelings
Ash: SHUT UP CALUM IM TRYING NOT TO CRY RN
Louis: guys calm down
Harold: um you cried when I told you I love you so
Louis: ugh that's right
Lucas: I LOVE MICHAEL CLIFFORD
Michaelangelo: AND I LOVE LUKE HEMMINGS
Justin: it would be cool if u guys said this on STAGE
Michaelangelo: yeah but you know we can't
Lucas: it sucks
Lucas: but you know who doesn't suck? Michael. Because I'm always the one who goes down on him
Louis: ok wtf
Harold: we didn't need to know that
Lucas: were we not discussing blowjobs? Because Ash mentioned it first!
Ash: Ugh this band sucks
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1D & 5SOS group chat ft Justin Bieber
RandomA collection of group chats sent between One Direction, 5 Seconds of Summer, and Justin Bieber. Mild language boyxboy Enjoy! -A (not PLL that's just the first letter of my name)
