Needle's Cake

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Needle:Need I remind you.I am now an astrological icon.

Leafy:Really?How?

Needle:I made a giant ass yeast cake that turned into the universe's largest star.

Leafy:Oh yeah.

Leafy:But I forgot.That star burned the entire earth.

Needle:Oh yeah.

Needle:But where are we now?

Leafy:Don't you remember?

Needle:No.

Leafy:We're in hell.

Needle:Oh yeah.


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