1 and 1/2 years later + 5 days
Loulou's POV
omigosh egg
What is happening nooooooo egg nooooooo
There's about 1 billion and 4 cracks on him he's going shatter
Oh dear what am I going to tell my Harreh
I should should never have dropped down that hill. All I wanted was a good roll is that too much to ask it's not my fault he fell out of my butt crevices.
Slam
"Harreh I missed you me and egg have had a whale of a time"
"Shut it ya muppet" Harreh screamed
"Oiiiiii boiiiiii don't you sass me I'm the sass master from Doncaster "
Suddenle Harreh noticed eggs cracks and no not that butt crack variety yall.
"What happened to my likkle egg man?!? Did you molest him?"
"Yup"
Trembling what is happening
Egg is emerging from his Shelly dream house how is this possible he's a virgin
Wobble
Wobble
And out popped........
Morgan freeman!!
"Oh wow I always wanted a black one"I exclaimed
"This is the final straw loulou im out" "roger that"
"And I'm taking Morgan with me"
"Noooooooooooooooooooooo not my morganmuffin " I wept
"Donde esta la carraterra"Harreh said his head tilting
"Oh Harreh that is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me"
"Harreh, I just want to say you are my bffl, the jam to my nostril, the wax to my ear and the light of my life"
"Si loulou" he courtsied
"Remember all the happy times we have spent over the last week, remember I bought you a possum?"
"So loulou"
"Well I guess this is goodbye ttfn" I waved like a jolly rancher
Harreh hopped on his broomstick and flew away to god knows where holding Morgan by his earlobe.
This has been the most eventful week of my life.. what a shame I'll probably forget it cus I'm secretly an elephant lol
See ya xoxo xox loulou tonlimson over and out
Word to ya mum
ŞİMDİ OKUDUĞUN
I like your buns hun (Larry)
FanfictionOgres have layers. Fish can swim and Larry is real
