[Natasha and Tony walk into the library for Latin]
Ms. Vander: Are you two new students?
Natasha/Tony: Yeah.
Ms. Vander: Please tell me you two know how to use a computer!
Tony: Ah...yeah. I'm not stupid.
Ms. Vander: (Looks to Natasha) How about you?
Natasha: Duh. Who wouldn't?
Ms. Vander: Okay. Good.
Tony: You must have met our friend Donald.
Ms. Vander: (Scoffs) You know him?
Natasha: Yes, sadly.
Tony: We hang with him. It's embarrassing. I know.
Ms. Vander: What about Steve Rogers? He's a handful too.
Tony: Oh, boy! Talk about a mega-embarrassment.
Ms. Vander: (Giggles) Anyway, what are your names?
Tony: Tony Stark.
Natasha: Natasha Romanoff.
Ms. Vander: And do you two have a class or are you just coming for a book?
Natasha: We both have Latin.
Ms. Vander: Ouch! That's a hard class.
Natasha: Nequaquam. Praesent ipsum elit.
(Ms. Vander is taken by surprise)
Ms. Vander:.....What?
Tony: (Grins) She's a fluent Latin speaker.
Natasha: (Smiles) I basically said, "Not really. It's actually pretty easy."
Ms. Vander: How did you learn that?
Natasha: (Shrugs) Practice.
Tony: She's also Russian.
Ms. Vander: (Shocked) You speak Russian, too?
Natasha: Да. довольно круто, правда? {Yes, pretty cool, right?}
Ms. Vander: Wow! That's amazing!
Natasha: Спасибо.
(Ms. Vander stares at her)
Natasha: That means thanks.
Ms. Vander: (laughs) Ohh! Cool.
Natasha: I can speak a lot more languages than that because I'm just so cool.
Tony: She's not as cool as me though.
(Natasha turns to Tony and gives him the death stare)
Tony: Chill out you bilingual freak.
Natasha: Did you just say chill? You're starting to sound like Clint.
Tony: I'm so...sorry....?
Natasha: (Stares at him blankly)......I'm going to the computer.
(Natasha walks to a computer and sits down)
Tony: (Walks over and sits beside her) Am I bothering you?
Natasha: (Sighs) Pretty much. (Starts typing on the computer)
Tony: I didn't even do anything. How am I bothering you?
Natasha: By being Tony Stark.
Tony: (Laughs) Well...I can't help that.
Natasha: I don't know how Pepper deals with you.
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Avengers High School
FanfictionAfter Bruce Banner's experiment in the lab turns the team into 14 year olds, Nick Fury makes them all attend a high school in NYC until Bruce and Tony fix them. The Avengers have taken on Loki and the Chitauri and of course many other villains, but...
